"Hey Y'all, watch this." Quite frequently uttered when a sled or DB anchors right in front of me.

"You done gone and smoked yo'self retarded."

"Hey who farted!?"

"She's a man, baby. Yeah." -Austin Powers

"The man who has no imaginiation has no wings." - Muhammad Ali

"Advice: It's more fun to give than to receive." - Malcolm Forbes

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin

"It is never too late to become what you might have been." - George Eliot

"Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there." - Yogi Berra

"I pity da foo." - Mr. T