C'Mon, lets keep this a Fishing story.

....Osprey's Jig floated down through the school. You could see one or two salmon slightly rise then fall, enticed by the jig but not enough to strike... but at the tail end of the drift, a 30-40lb buck darts out of the crowd and Osprey's float dissappeared like under the water with a loud gurgle....
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"