I would feel like a mad scientist or Igor concocting my secret recipe.

"Now they'll never understand the brilliance of my invention. I'll catch every male salmon and wipe out the species entirely!"
BUWAAAHAHAHA!




*****************

Dear Eye Doctor,

Please feel free to NOT invite me to dinner on an evening when you are feeling creative! A man has to draw a line somewhere, okay? I am all for trying to make the best use of all my catch/kill, but you have to be kidding- right?
Okay... Okay, cheeks, bellies, caviar for some, MAYBE hearts and livers. But MILT SACKS? What? Wait a minute... WHAT?

Like it was said before- YUCK!


Just sitting here in disbelief, don't mind me.
Sincerely
JTD

\:D
_________________________
In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.