An elderly couple went on vacation to the Holylands. While on vacation the wife died. The husband went to the local mortuary to arrange a funeral. The men at the funeral home told him it would cost $50,000 dollars to box her up and ship her home. They told him It would only cost $100 to bury her in the holylands.

The men from the funeral home asked what the man wanted to do with his wife of 50 years. He told them to box her up and prepare her for shipment home. The men from the funeral home were shocked. They ask the elderly man why he would pay so much to send her home.

The old man replied.............. " A long time ago a wise man died and was burried here. Later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!