Sol: A little story:

Once an elephant fell in a pit. A mouse in a big bad Dodge truck came along and pulled him out. Later the mouse fell in a deep pit. An elephant came along and said, "Don't worry little buddy, I will pull you out." The mouse said, "But Mr. elephant. You have no truck." The elephant said, "Watch this." The elephant then stood over the pit and lowered his dick down to the mouse. The mouse scampered up the elephant's dick and out of the pit. The moral of this story? If you have a big enough dick you done need a big truck.


I have a 3500 Dodge with the Cummings Diesel. Not sure what that says about me. I guess there are exceptions . . .