I'm so fuc%in pissed off right now I could kill people. I have never allowed my wife or kids to have a dog because they are nothing but a paaaain in the ass. Dog [censored] in the yard and on your shoes, barking, etc. I'm an opressive asshole because of it, too. So what does my wife do while I no longer live in the house that I'm still paying my half of a $2,200/month morgage while I live in a fuc%ing basement elsewhere? She buys a dog. I have been and still am in the process of remodeling the house so we can get it listed for sale, split the equity and part ways, which has included trimming out the entire house with brand new mill work.

I came over today to work, and this piece of shi% dog has chewed up my new molding and plinth blocks at the base of several doors in the house and I'm not even done with it everywhere yet. One bad decision after the next is what I've lived with being married to this woman and I want her out of my life so bad this just drives it home even worse. She says, "she's sorry and she'll fix it, but she can't get rid of the dog." My ass. Just like she "couldn't get rid of the damn parriot," which is now gone BTW. It drove me nuts but it didn't bother her until I wasn't around for it to annoy anymore so she got rid of it after I left.