Bobby,
Oh ya, this whole Martha Stewart thing: I think you have some pent-up aggression because someone (I'm not naming names, sorry Corey! ;)) didn't cook dinner for you. (that's okay, I'm sure she picked up your empty, or half-full, half-empty, -depending on how you look at it, pop cans!)
I may want to be Debbie Gibson, but looking like Martha Stewart is actually a "Good Thing". Last I checked, Martha had a hell of a lot more $$$,$$$,$$$ than Debbie! I may not be cute, but I'm capitalizing on my brain.