"I love it when I forget I've let a greasy fart loose in my waders, and then I sit down with the hood of my rain jacket up. Woof, right in the face. "

That's always a winner.


I love it when you fix your trailer lights right before you go on a roadtrip, then they dont work the next day.
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"