Probably each and every time you post, but that's just a guess on my part.

Your only real chance at any sort of redemption would be posting nude pictures of that 18 year old hottie (she better be damn hot) and/or turning over those drugs you confiscated up in Vancouver a while back (they'd better be good also)

Even then, the proverbial snowballs chance in hell is about what you'll have at getting past this, even if she's hotter than a five dollar pistol and you provide a 6 month supply of the most kick ass Hash seen since 1969.

As a law enforcement type you should know......ignorance of the law is no excuse.