brewer came from a very harsh family too. you've heard the bed wetting story. i haven't seen this movie yet. but i bet i can write, star and produce a movie too. my soundtrack would friggen rock! the main song would be the ace of spades by moterhead. played backwards. they're not satanic but intersting. use your imagination when lemme breaks in...

" BREWER ROCKS!--KICKS YOUR ASS!--SLEYS MANY HEADS!--BUSTIN HOES --WACKEM, STACKEM! "

actually all the songs would be played in reverse.

the movie would be based my youth. i hitchhike outa yakima age 14. to escape my harsh mother who forces me to pick up dog sh!t from the back yard. i then find my way over HW12 to the cowlitz. i earn money by gutting salmon for fisherman. and selling eggs to teriski's takle... then answer a ad at the barrier dam campground for a baitboy/cabinboy. it takes years of hard cabinboy work to purchase my 1st sled. i am part a pioneer in the side drifting practice and train clancy holt how to do it up in alaska. being interested in bobbers i develope a super rare technique called bobber/jig fishing. i teach it to a local called leo. he then developes a jig and names a "leo's jig".... as the story ends i, become a brewer at a brewery. as fortune would have it the enternet celebrity "the brewer" is born and is loathed and hated by many. he is known as the poster of tastless info and scorned for insensetivity. he is baned from ifish repeatedly just as bigstick has been banned from all boards. as the story ends brewer in his last years fishes with a guy named gary loomis books a guided trip. g.looms who seems to make a popular fishplole. while setting up gary's jig-bobber rig, i mention a group down south called CCA who can be the savior to the PNW salmon runs. gary then becomes world famous for his actions and saves the salmon/steelhead from exstincktion. years later he is made govenor and put on the 80$ bill.


keep in mind the sound track will rock!!!