Only one party runs on morality, family values, and political crutches like prayer in school, though.

So one is a group of dirtbags, and the other is a group of hypocrite dirtbags. Is one worse than the other? Not really, but it is a little funnier......if you can call it that.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames