Girlfriend has four of the prickly little fur balls.First time i came over to her house She asked me if I liked cats.I laughed and told her All good cats need flying lessons.
Years ago I had a cat that would walk all over your head in the middle of the night to wake you up and get you to react.It finally woke me up one too many times and I threw it across the room,hitting the wall with a thud,about seven feet off the ground.Critter hid from me for a week.I felt like crap.I know they have nine lives and all but i am sure I hurt it.Then one morning I awoke to find it laying next to me.It was like i was that cats idol after that.

So I spend the night with the girl friend and what does one of her cats do but try to wake you up all night.So i jokingly toss the thing across the room.Little basturd liked it.So i did it again.Now it is my flying kitty.Its favorite game is for me to throw it across the living room using the couch as a landing pad.Thing gets some air.

She has another all black one that is my labs best friend.They both follow me around her house competing for my attention.Girlfriend gets jelous.The lab will lay down next to me and Mr. the cat will come lay on her head.I get home from work and the both greet me at the door.

Don't get me wrong.I have all sorts of sick things I pulled as a kid I just do not find the memories all that entertaining any more.

Salmonella's water kitty is the greatest though.
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With the population ballooning out of control, there
are bound to be more and more fishermen clogging up our rivers. All of
these fishermen have one thing in common: They come to the Olympic
Peninsula seeking solitude.”
Pat Neal