Uh..... you didn't get the whole story dude. IT WAS THE SAME GUY!!!! His jet ski died down the side channel below the launch. So he got a ride back up to the launch. Then decided to go home, get his Trophy and dump in it to go retrieve his jet ski....

Then he float down the skinny side channel to his jet ski. Hooked it up and tried to tow it back up to the launch. Shooting rocks and spinning both props. And he wasn't towed back up stream, he brought his rig down to the property and almost sunk his newer ford diesel trying to pull it out....

End of story, lots of sheriffs, tons of boat damage and a story I won't soon forget.