No I don't.

But if I did, I'd be glad to put it on before I clowned you about being the stupid old donkey that you are.

I know several servicemen from around these parts that would love to give Rivrguy a lesson in toughness and bravery, too. His post was just sad.

Almost as sad as needing to resort to hat clowning. rofl
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames