If you really want to sound stupid, argue against wearing a seat belt.

Whether or not they should be writing you tickets for not wearing one is a whole 'nother matter, but if you don't wear a seat belt, you're an idiot.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames