Maybe you could present your college GPA as a measure of your genius.

But you'll probably just lie like you did about your IQ, and claim you graduated with a 4.0 from MIT.

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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames