"Anyone got a solution besides a hatchet?"
Well, Eastern gray squirrels are my burden in life. They're chasing out the local Douglas squirrels & trying to get in my attic. I thinned the herd with a live trap, a chainsaw & a plastic tarp. Learned that from an old trapper in the Okanogan. He used his car exhaust.
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"I didn't care what she didn't 'low--I would boogie-woogie anyhow" John Lee Hooker