Rich, I don't know why you just don't go join the Bundy clan. You could be their PR man and "Chief Real Estate to Occupy Officer". You could scout out places to make a stand in the name of ridiculous conspiracies. Just think, it would be a great excuse for you to pull out your whole arsenal. You could strap on two AR-15s. One on each shoulder. You could holster up double side arms. Maybe add a couple of ammo belts and even find space for a couple of grenades. Come on Rich, you know you want to. After you find something to take over (occupy) you could call Steve Bannon to help broker your demands. He's a well respected nut job. He could supply you with all of the conspiracy you want. You could even convert to Mormonism and have more than one Bigfoot wife. Maybe 3 or 4. Just think of all of the hairy, Mormon, anti government, illiterate, and very smelly children you could spawn. Then once you've raised the mixed kids you could start a new political party. Maybe something like "The Bigfoot Sh!t Will Hit the Fan Party". Believe me and as evidenced by Charles Manson and his "family" anything is possible. Remember if you have mixed kids and they can't prove their citizenship Trump could have them deported so make sure you get birth certificates at the veterinarian's clinic when each kid is born.