Swing away!

The Sons of Italy called and want their hand gestures back.

Another POS politician.

Why? Cuz he has a lot more fun than you playing in a band? This is like the AOC dancing video; it shows how sad and miserable some people are and when they see someone having fun they have to [Bleeeeep!] on them. Get a life and dont blame others for your unhappiness.

I'm loving life. Watching the left implode is just a bonus. BOOM !

Ill bet he has a lot more fun than you dolts. Those articles say he wrote fantasies about running children over with cars. Its called fiction, there is much worse on tv every day.

And OMG, he got money from his rich dad?!? String him up!!!!

Correction: OMG he married a rich guy’s daughter and took some money from his real eatate deals?!? String him up!!!!

Do you guys not see the irony?

you must have missed the DUI that almost became a felony hit and run but he was stopped by a reporter....

Lol. You guys are so lame. Nit pick every little thing that ever happened to this guy Ive never heard of until recently and ignore all the mega fish in Washington who feed you jizz ropes hourly.

Did Blimp Limbaugh tell his sheep to be mad about this guy today?

but thats what you people do with Trump... nit pick every single thing that happened to or with him... not what he is doing good now...

and just a heads up, hes been on the house of reps since 2012...

Idiotic analogy.

One guy is the President and has been the protoype of the businessman-tv-celebrity; supposedly successful with power, wealth, and privaledge earned, but probably just got money from daddy and cares more about celebrity than business.

The other guy got money from rich daddy and is by comparison a nobody.

You can keep pretending you arent being idiotic by making a thing out of this guy and using him prop up Trump.

by comparison a nobody?

are you fvcking serious?

as i said, he has been a part of the House of Representatives for 3 terms, and last year ran against Cruz for the Senate...

hes been in politics far longer than Trump has...

Trump has been a household name for 40 years and you say he has been in politics for 6 years Evo? You should google verify that you dumb ass.

hes 46 and has been involved in politics his entire life... he went on campaigns with his father, who was a Judge, as well as the county commissioner...

his mom is the step daughter of a senior navy official under Kennedy...


you dumb ass....

So he's had a job for a long time?

lol

The Daily Caller.

That's the funny part.

lol

All that notwithstanding, it will be entertaining to watch Beatoff lock horns with The Donald.
I'm thinkin' The Donald will own him.
Just like Little Mario.
Start fukkin with his mind.....early on.

Beatoff will have to come hard with something like "Little Hands" or The Donald will bury him.

And that's what we love....sport.
In any way that can be devised.
Bring your A game, boys.
Make for some good radio and good TV.

I admit it.
I like it.
I'm in.

I wonder if Pootie will be monkeying around again ?

Beto O'Rourke?

Do you mean? 'Beto' the name that may refer to a person with the surname Beto, or the nickname for given names Alberto, Albertino, Berthony, Heriberto, Norberto, Roberto or Humberto. It occurs mostly in Portuguese- and Spanish-speaking countries and communities.

Is that who you are talking about?

Oh ,and by the way, to my friends from the left the proper pronunciation of their new Savior is.

B-ee-t-o

lmao.

Beto O'Rourke kind of has a ring to it. Sounds almost like an Irish Name. Time to get your Irish On it's almost St Paddie's Day.

Sir, I just did as I was directed by you and your ignorance amazes me. How is that you have not drowned or walked off of a cliff by now?

See you soon.

What's funny is....your nut sacks haven't dropped. Wait for the "Mom"....blah.blah.lol.

Holy sh!t, the irony meter is taking a beating today.

STFU, dumbass. You're too fuckin' stupid to call people stupid.

They dropped on your wife's chin last night. Ask her.

You should go take a couple brain pills, retard, before your cakehole gets away from you again.

You couldn't stop yourself.

BOOM BOOM Mancini.

How could I? She was begging for it.

You should try harder to keep her satisfied, limpy.

oh chit.....you got me on the ropes...hint: I love to counter punch the solar plexus. BOOM !

ppppfffttt. Viagra needs me.

Beta's take on Beto.

Which is nothing compared to the crimes and scams Trump has pulled off. Keep reaching Hank. It's fun watching you make an ass out of yourself. Next thing you'll be blaming him for masturbating. Of course we know that's something you never did.

Trump will shred this idiot in the election.

Beto raised $6.1M in 24 hours. Charisma trumps white bigotry! Ted Cruz barely beat Beto in conservative Texas.

Fantasizing about killing kids ?
If true, that's a little mental don't you think ?

Betoff
JF C

I'd have an easier time voting for a candidate who dabbled in fantasy and moved on, than voting for a candidate who dabbled in reality and moved on.

This is a solid post.

Fish on...

Todd

Says the fuktard who fantasizes about fondling cats and knowing Hillary, in the biblical sense. Actually, I'm more of a Joe Biden "progressive".

Betoff's speaking coach




agam

lol

Holy fvck.

You dumb motherfucker. Shut your ass.

Betoff says that if I like my AR's, I can keep my AR's
Can't go wrong with that

agam

LOL

He's getting a blue tint.
Hopefully it's just some overspray.

So now they dug up a DWI arrest and burglary on ol' Betoff.
They're going to crucify the sorry bastage before it's done.

LOL

They need to fix the election timing though.
Right in the middle of football season ?
WTF ?

Beto looks like a young JFK.

It's funny, not phunny. You must have went to buckley.....lol.

Thus far, looks like it will be Crazy Joe for the Dems.

Betoff is already too damaged.
Crazy Joe has taken all the arrows that the GOP has.
Can't wait for all the gaffes and new material for SNL.

This just in!!! Betoff ate dirt when he was 6 and tried to pass off a green baby poop to his wife as an avocado in a joke. Both completely LEGAL.

Meanwhile Trump breaks the law every day but this is not disturbing to his ball washers.

Lorne Michaels and the SNL writers are lickin' their chops.

I'm seein' a Trump, Betoff and Pootie skit on the horizon.
Maybe Betoff will get the Golden Shower ?
He can eat schitt and then get the shower chaser.

Are you on drugs? He looks like Beavis.

Exhibit A

Momma was a drinker, cuz he's gotz a bad case of the F.A.S. (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome). Look it up and compare if you don't believe me. Or don't. I don't care.

"Looks like" and "acts like" are two mutually exclusive things. Regardless, neither apply. Robert Francis couldn't hold JFK's jock. He's small potatoes. He should practice winning regionals before he tries his hand at state - IMO.

But please, run him. Go for it. Then keep on "resisting" after another 4 years of Trump. Brilliant!

Betoff and Occasional Cortex
What a ticket

Can't wait to see Tina Fey do her thing !


ETA:
An unidentified source reported that Betoff was heard saying,
"I'd play with her schitt for a mile just to see where it came from.
I have a thing about schitt."

He should be the poster boy for Adderall.

In another skit, SheKnows Omar Sharif would lop off the head of Occasional Cortex in a fit of jealous rage over Betoff.
I need to invoice SNL .

Are you talking about Trump? There is something seriously wrong with him when he is on his medication.

Ironic.

Go take your brain pills, and STFU.

What's it like ?

Pace yourself.

You just keep setting yourself up you idiot. Anything you say about O'Rourke or anyone else still pales in comparison to all of the crimes and crap Trump has pulled off. Satan has a cleaner record than that fat piece of sh!t. So give it up moron. No one is as dirty as Trump.

You, Sol Schmuc and all of the others constantly look for things wrong with Trump's opponents to try and justify his worthless, criminal existence but reality is reality and not Trump's alternate reality that you've been sucked into. It must be hard sitting in front of your computer all day accomplishing nothing but hate.

do you think before you hit the post button?

He's a stupid old fart with limited trips around the sun. BOOM !

Once again a comment from a complete loser. Maybe you can take your cabinet making skills (which I doubt you have) and volunteer to help build Trump's wall. Just think you can get your "Certified by Trump" Mexican tag and use your AR-15 to pick of Mexicans during your time off.

Maybe if you get enough of them he will give you a bonus Guatemalan tag. You can help keep America from becoming brown as you're so paranoid (that means scared in your case) that it's going to happen.

Once again, you are the classic under educated, ignorant to the world, worthless little sh!t that has contributed ZERO to this country or to mankind. In other words, the perfect sucker that Trump relies on for support.

I wonder Sol Schmuc, what is your criminal record? I have a feeling that you have one. Your ignorant posts wreak of ex-con. Maybe poaching? Burglary? Fishing/hunting without a license? Maybe that's why you're so down on black people. Maybe you opened your ignorant mouth in prison and got reamed and of course if wasn't your fault.

He's another sniffer.
Schitt sniffer.

Occasional Cortex is probably a sniffer as well.
Just hasn't come out yet.