Oh yeah, at least. I did 45 wpm in H.S with about 50% accuracy.

Mail thief........

hasnt been caught...

neighbors are being evicted for the sh!t they are doing however, which may also include stealing peoples mail...

Nate, your left arm looks like a chicken wing in that avatar. Just an illusion I assume.

no, my left arm is about half the length of my right...

what i actually notice in the pic, is my dick bulge

funny story...

we were jumping on the bus to Seattle a few years back, and these 2 little hotties come pulling up in a POS Cougar... asked me for a cigg, sure no problem... had this weird look on their faces, and one of them said "i like your pants", which were a sweater type material Mark Ecko suit... they were all blinking shy like and whatnot...

was like um ok...

told Katie about it, and shes like well your dick is poking out so i can see why...



to this day, she still gives me [Bleeeeep!] about it when i wear shorts or jogging pants....

Tall and lanky = speed. Todd played a bit of college ball and I played a year in rookie ball after HS. I never pitched, but I could crow hop to the plate from left without hitting the cutoff. I've thrown out my arm so many times it makes me puke just thinking about it. Now at 43, I can barely throw across the yard. Shoulder is pure junk. The one thing I can still do is run like the damned wind. Todd's seen it a time or two.

Christ on a cracker...now we're onto typing speed. For fvcks sake.

This thread explains so much about this degenerate infested sweat lodge. We have a bunch of middle aged guys who have failed at pretty much everything they attempted athletically. Fortunately, a few of us have jobs to pay our interwebz, others live in their mom's childcare center. Since Evo has lost his 85mph heater, he is turning conversation to dick measuring.......Calling Frank.......


Not bad for a baseball thread

That's an accurate assessment. Next thing you know, we'll hear about licking eyebrows and elbows.

Did you know that back in the 70's, during his Haight Ashbury hippie yoga days, Frank could self fellate? Limber like a wet dishrag. That's another true story.

Odd since the century link bill comes in my name....

how do you get the cheeto and semen fingerprints off of your computer screen after you masturbate?

99 percent isopropyl...

I'm really good at eating pussy. I have references. Made an ex from oregon city black out. She still calls me

TMI.

Yeah, but what's your Licks Per Minute (LPM) average? Win any stuffed animals?

She was probably blacked out, ahead of time. Oh well, I still commend you.

That made me LOL

It's only TMI because you probably stab at a pussy with one finger and lap at it like a dog drinking from a water bowl.



It is more what is happening during the licks. It's called market research. I know what works. Most chicks couldn't suck a d!ck if they had to do it to survive. I have only been with a couple women who could,who enjoyed it,and made it worthwhile. Otherwise it's just an amusing 5 minutes of peace and quiet until I roll her over and ground and pound lol. The only stuffed animals is that beaver stuffed lol.

Harper went 0 for 0 with two walks and a run scored in his Grapefruit League debut. Walks are good just ax Barry Bonds.

I’m more of a middle finger guy.