Lower those standards and a whole new crazy sick world will open up!

My wife is the best cook on so many levels.

Yeah is she hot? Because my girlfriend can't cook for sh!t but she has big tits and is really cool. And she fvcks me

Lol.. I'm with ya avid, my old lady got some big ass tiddays and can't cook for [Bleeeeep!]. She can bake though, I'll give her that.
She's a fish slayer too..

Suckers. My ol' lady is a fantastic cook. She does all of the cooking, cleaning and yard work. Fishes and hunts. Provides.

Of course, she's my hand....so....

Lol.. At least your hand doesn't do any nagging.
Or gotta get hair and nails done..lol

What happens when it doesn't put out?

I slap her around with my other hand until she straightens out. We have an understanding in place.

Left hand = Brunette named Crystal.
Right hand = Blond named Bambi.
Both hands = Redhead named Tammi.

Tammi is a CRAZY bitch.

Aren’t they all? Fricken redheads... next time just shoot me.

Mmmm...Daddy likes redheads, and likes having at least one in the fold at all times.

Sorry to ruin the thread by pointing out that I have a super hot lady at home who also happens to be an excellent cook...she even sends us along to hunting camp loaded down with home cooked meals.

Fish on...

Todd

Is her name Mom?

LOL. I was fully prepared to post a personal preference for the "Great British Baking Show," but upon reading a couple posts, I quickly learned this was NOT a thread about our favorite cooking shows. Indeed, this may be the best confirmation we've gotten in some time that toxic masculinity is still alive and well here. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Shine on, Dark Side!

And yeah... Giada de Laurentis is pretty hot.

Finally, for the weirdos out there who watch cooking shows for the food, and while there's nobody on there I'd like to smash, the Great British Baking Show is really good. I can't bake for chit, but I like watching other people who can. Plus, as with most genres, the Brits just make a damn good cooking show.

Nope.
Nope.
Nope.

She's much too smart to actually show up at deer camp. She just sends her delicious treats with Todd and I eat them. As far as camp bitches are concerned, we have Ryley and his whiny man-tits. Not great by any means, but we make do.

And Hank, you'll be happy to know that Jalapeno SPAM & Idaho instant mashers is on the menu for this weekend's Elk camp. Gotta keep the chute lubed from an over abundance of jerky & trail mix. All these fancy Chefs ain't got nothin' on Hormel.

yeah been there done that

lol.



No.

Lol..I'm dyin over here.
Helps all those protein-trail mix pinecones slide out.

Yes it most certainly does!

I really learned my lesson before in what I now refer to as the "no good, very bad stick incident". Never fookin' again. I'll just shoot myself on the spot instead.

"A can of SPAM a day, keeps the sticks away".

Learn from me.

There's nothing wrong with Spam. Unless you're a pansy ass. I do prefer the low-sodium variant. Regular Spam is a little salty for my liking.

Fry it up, put a couple eggs on top. Easy, filling, and cheap.

Talk sh!t about Spam in Alaska or Hawaii and you're going to get your ass kicked. They take their Spam seriously there.

Pansy ass