I'm feeling awfully surly and obstinate today. Pick a topic, any topic and bring it. Playing Devils advocate, I will beat your ass so badly it'll literally change your DNA. Your father will no longer be your father, he'll be me. As your new dad, I'll bend you over my knee and then send you to bed without dinner. Then I'll fvck your mother and slap her for having such a stupid child.

Step bitches.

Wouldn't know. Ask your mom. Is that what you are going into battle with? If so, I've already won. Congrats! You've been eliminated in the first round. WTG!!!

Next.

I'm sorry - I thought I had excused you? Why are you still talking when you should be listening and learning.

Today's first lesson: Name Calling - Simple minds 101. When you got nuthin' else, tap your inner toddler.

Next.

Whoa! Actual active mod'ing? Like in real time...on the DS? WTF?

Apparently, the mods topic of choice is freedom of speech.

I'm your Huckleberry,

Hanker - u fvcker!

Ooof.

Maaaaaaan!!!

Why you gotta do me like that?

Touche.

Just know that I know you would've been too old to go after that bull. So, no, you wouldn't have shot him because you would have never have seen him because your ass would have been back that the truck 6 miles and 2K vertical feet away.

Draw?

Jeezusss... Nick musta pulled a slow dunce and hit the bottle hard before jumping onto PP for the night.

Nah - just trying to spice things up around here on this stale, dead ass board.

6 miles and 2k feet actually IS nothing....and that's why it's funny.

Hey Nick. Wanna argue about music? Bet i win...

He's scared folks.

That's more like it! I ain't skeeered, so sure. Bring it on.

You start with a musical position and I'll be the contrarian.

I'm just warning you that if you start with Abba, I'm just going to shoot you in the face.

Yup, weird thread. Is this what happens when Nick over indulges?

No I'm not going to start with fkn Abba. Who was the first Heavy Metal Band?

That's a quiz question, not a defensible position for a spirited debate.

It would be a debate once you got the answer wrong,Nick.

Sabbath?

I don't know. It's gotta be a late 60's band though. Deep Purple or Iron Butterfly? I know Steppenwolf mentioned "heavy metal thunder" and that could possibly be the first mention of the words 'heavy metal' in music?

I'm sure I'm wrong, so let the debate begin!

Sabbath was the wellspring from which Heavy Metal sprung,but they themselves will tell you they were a rock and roll band. Heavy metal wasn't a genre. But they were the founding fathers.

Nick would have probably said Iron Butterfly or some sh!t lol