You own a Bugatti Chiron? Sweet!

Oh wait, Evo never said his (or her) car could go to 260MPH. Matter of fact, he really didn't say it runs or starts, either........

Remind me again what car this is?



What if the vehicle was suspended off of the cinder blocks allowing all 4 times to spin? I could be wrong on this ASSumption that the "speed" of a vehicle is just a calculation of simple axel/wheel rotation, and if that were the case, it seems to me all Evo would have to do is:

a) Climb in the suspended vehicle.
b) Get the engine started.
c) Stomp on the gas and let the wheels spin!
d) Achieve 260MPH
e) Take photo of speedometer, post it to the board, and tell Nick to SUCK IT HARD!!!!!"

PS. I strongly recommend that:

1) Evo takes and posts a video of this "Hold my beer and watch this" moment.
2) Has the vehicle strapped down, or at least partially strapped down. I'm guessing nothing good can happen from a blocked up vehicle with wheels spinning at 260MPH and falling off of the blocks.

That would be a great test Parker, but it has to start first and we all know that ain't happening.

But once it gets running (snicker), I could totally see Evo trying to pull a Ferris Bueller Ferrari trick to roll back the odometer. Possum riding shotgun of course.

If it does peel you loose HP.....lol

pretty good looking cinder blocks if you ask me....







and here is the video ive posted before, since i am stupid and cant read, whats the speedometer say?

https://www.facebook.com/nate.bradeen/videos/10217634139107220/

What would evo do with his life if he weren't bragging all the time? Maybe he'd have enough time to finally get a job and stop freeloading.

EVO delivers for once! WOW...color me impressed!

[ REDACTED due to butt hurt ]

I alread said japanese dum dum, and I wasn't referring to Nissan. My next truck will be a Tundra,I'm happy with what I have right now,it gets great mileage and is comfy. I drive around a lot with my work so it suits my needs.

Nick, you don't need to be implying $hit like that here.
C'mon bud, you're better than that. Especially if you don't know the dude.

I have to agree with you here. A bit over the line IMO.

Fine - maybe I did go too far, so it's been redacted. I wouldn't want to chit all over anyone's delicate sensibilities here.

The good news is that, outside of Hank, we've finally found a line not to cross on the DS. You're welcome my dudes.

Oh i have a line....

Don't cross it and there won't be an issue...

That's also not a playground...

Yeah well, I never heard that.
Child abduction/abuse ain't Something to joke about.
If you got a problem hanker we can get em up.

I understand this is the DS but, where in your fuckin brain do some people think they can just imply [Bleeeeep!] like that?

Nick, it ain't bout being delicate.
How would you feel in the opposite shoes.
Tell me I'm wrong.

[Redacted] cuz I'm embarrassed is more like it.

dude .

This thread went from benign to ball to the fkn wall in about 10 minutes!!!

Evo - I know you do. I know it's not. I sincerely apologize for making the remark that I did. I know you ain't like that. Just funin' around with ya', but it was unacceptable to not only you - but for me to say.

I like to think of myself as a lame Chuck Yeager (of sorts) for pushing the boundaries of comedy on the internet. I just strap in and let that chit fly. Sometimes I land it successfully and sometimes I crash and burn. Obviously, this was a crash and burn.

Sorry Evo.

(And Hanker don't give me chit for apologizing here - its the right thing to do. Thanks.)

Christ. OK!

Nick, you're the man.
Respect.

You are all sensitive caring assholes

Lol yer good... It literally didn't bother me at all...

It's not like you Photoshoped my dads face into gay porn and sent it to me which my mom ended up seeing not too long after he died causing her to cry....

Or sent a link to a "picture" of my dad which was actually a picture of some black guy getting fvcked in the ass by a horse and a virus that destroyed my dads laptop losing all pictures of him and my grandfather that were on it....

It's not like you spread rumors about me, which have made me not talk to my uncle or aunt in 5 years because of lies...

You're good Nick, i knew it was a joke...