I ate smallmouth one time and I didn't hate it.

Make some squaw candy out of the ones on the salt.

Yummy.

Funny I picture something else when I read your description.

Somehow my post on where I have steelhead fished got deleted. Bunch of swine.

Fishing is irrelevant here.

Lol.. The fly flossers are the worst. If you have to resort to that you should just hang up fishing in general.

I watched these kids flossing the sh!t out of fish on the Grays one morning when it was blown out. The one kids says " I can't believe they are slamming this little black fly!!" . Newsflash youngster,they weren't. That reminds me,I fished the Humptulips too,but omitted it from my list,that got deleted. Caught coho,buddy got a steelhead that day,near Stevens Creek. I think that's what it was called,I'm just a lowly Californian and it was 15 or so years ago.

The grays, those were the days.

Dude!! You named the ______ river, ______river, _______river, and even the ______ river. Fuk you and the donkey you are riding up here on. You think name dropping some rivers will give you relevance and street cred on the Puy? Meh

I dont know who it is, caught the sombeech on my game cam. Not a huge critter, some say he/she is built like Mike Tyson, so i wouldnt fuk with it.

Wishkah Hamma Hamma Lyre and Duckabush. Obscure enough? These are all on a map. Anyone with half a brain can figure this sh!t out. Sometimes people ask me what rivers can you catch fish on. I tell them every creek from San Luis Obispo to Alaska probably has fish in it.

So does that mean you and I won't be throwing any "bent metal" together?

Don't worry about it. There's no more fish anyway and everything is closed, so not talking about certain places doesn't matter any longer. You aren't spoiling or ruining anything as they've already been spoiled and ruined. Anyone that tells you otherwise is only fooling themselves. The old days are long gone and they are never coming back. Forever. It's a hard truth that some of the old timers don't want to hear.

This post confirms that, yes, you can read a map, and apparently sober enough to do so, which is amazing in its own right.

I flip you schit at times, doesnt mean i wouldnt fish with you. Wish you luck on your trip to Wa

It really is amazing,since I don't drink ,dum dum. Also,I bet I can outfish you.

Same here,and sorry I called you dum dum,dum dum.

Is Mike Tyson a brand of potato?

I still can't get over how he's wearing a fvkcin' moomoo and long johns.