Let's consolidate this schit to one thread. So, what's the deal again with Cali girls?

Bent Member had sex with a 300 lb Cali whale on top?

You should let me do the entertaining and stick to whatever it is you do. What do you do? Besides getting butthurt over me mentioning the Naselle river

If we are bashing 300lb Cali girls, then I'm out of here.....

Relax, this whole thread is all about you!

What do I do? The opposite of Redhook, seems to be working out nicely.

if avid knew where the last remaining steelhead were, he would tell everybody.

not everybody. Just the 12 dumbasses on this message board and all the lurkers. They in turn would tell others. Poor sensitive goons.

Remind me to never share spots with you.

I cherish my spots. No people, no garbage and no poaching/snagging.
Plenty of fish for me to toy with in solitude. Sounds nice don't it?

You don't know any spots that I don't already know. If I'm not fishing there, it's because I'm in a better spot than you are.

Lol...Mmm Hmm.
I have a place where I have only seen one person ever, and it was a hunter.
Let's fish then danielson?

Hey! This thread is not about you guys. I'm not worried about anybody from here finding good water because where I fish is usually more than 10' from a road.....

Back on track........ The floor is yours AA....

This one time....at band camp....

STFU . SOMEONE here cried because I posted a list of rivers that I had caught steelhead in,or fished,some a decade ago. Fkn pussies. Whoever it was it was probably spoonie or get bent over

One of the rivers I mentioned was from a Nirvana album

All kidding aside I never even post internet pictures of fish I catch let alone divulge spots. But boy list rivers you can find on any old map and the feathers sure get ruffled!!

When I was around 9 or 10 my grandfather ,on my dad's side,WW2 vet and John Wayne type,would regale me with tales of fish in far off lands like the Russian river in Northern California in the 1960s,or the Carmel river in the late 1950's /early 1960's when there was a 3 steelhead limit. Historically that river had between 12-15000 returning adult steehead,and it's a small stream. I was instantly hooked and all I wanted in life was to catch a steelhead,and one in the Carmel,my home river,no less.

In 1976,when I was 4,there was a terrible drought ,wnd it lasted into the 1980s. The Carmel was closed ,probably forever. When I was around 12 ,in 1984,I went fishing for what I thought was the last time in my lifetime,as the river was closed to fishing indefinitely.

I had never forgotten my dream of following in my grandfather ,Robert William Ford's,footsteps. In the mid 90s a local grassroots organization in conjunction with some private citizens ,former Carmel river steelheaders,lobbied for several years to once again bring fishing to a river which had seen some improved fish counts and regular winter rainfall.

1998,the Carmel regulations for fishing for anadromous rainbow trout was re-opened to fishing ,catch and release,barbless hooks,artificials only,in a 10 mile section from a certain bridge to the river mouth.

I was excited. I pulled out my grandpa's old rubber waders,leaky as they were,an old steelhead rod and reel,and some pencil lead and set off with some spin and glos,corkies,yarn,beads,and barbless hooks. Hope sprung eternal! Little did I know it would take me 3 years of brush bashing,repeated dunkings,and hours upon hours of fruitless mornings ,flogging away at the brushy little stream,catching nothing but willow sweepers and river bottom.


(To Be Continued...)

That is exactly what this thread was started for, good start, except your name is not AvidAngler, therefore, gtfo.....thanks

Let me get one thing straight; there is absolutely no reason to name rivers on the web, NONE! It's not going to benefit you in anyway, shape, or form. All it does is give some knucklehead name association with river/fish, and what is the purpose of that? Fuk off with that schit.

No hookers, booze, or steelhead yet..... besides that, so far so good

Great, now my spot on the Nile is out. Thanks avid.

Ok here goes...

Dosewallips
Duckabush
Shut Your Mouth
Fkn crybaby

You're a Fuckin dunce avid.
You can't catch fish anyway, all you can catch dik rot from the local skanks. Congrats?

Beds are for rookies.

You don't know a goddamn thing about me fukhead. Who's triggered? Like you fish any of those remote streams. Your a toutle/cowlitz guy,with a 6 foot leader and a corkie. Fukk off.



I made an innocent post and one of you two crybabies went and tattle taled me to a mod. Again,kiss my ass. I'd never fish with you and get bent over,and I would never divulge sh!t on here if I went to someone's secret honey hole. And I will fish with some of the posters here when I visit ,you won't be one of them. Perhaps you don't care. I know I certainly don't . I'd bet I can outfish you 10 to 1,believe that.

Funny "corkie" should appear on the bedtime thread.

I hate to break it you ladies, but there is no such thing as 'secret' rivers or spots any longer. Everywhere any of you pantywaists have ever been were explored decades ago by men hardier and tougher than you. Anyone with any semblance of a working frontal lobe can find any information on any location on Earth...down to the fuckin' small rock next to the small bush which is next to that tree over there.

Besides, who gives a [Bleeeeep!] about naming rivers that no longer contain fish and aren't open for fishing anyways and never will be again in your lifetime.

Get over yourselves you cunty Walnuts.

No one tattle taled on you, you paranoid crankster.

I'm sure my punch card and photo albums would say other wise about the fishing. You are not outfitshing me at all, and I would put money on it.

And avid, you do care or else you wouldn't get so triggered and ramble like a fuktard. Solid work asswrangler.

Lol..yer funny.

I'll tell a little story...

Last year, I needed to find what I was looking for from an Elk spot. I had my list of criteria and set about finding what could possibly match. After 100's of hours of online work using dozens and dozens of sources and mapping programs, I was able to piece together everything from my living room. Down to the rock. Without ever leaving my comfy warm house.

When I got in there to scout over the summer, I ran into another guy who was completely flabbergasted that I was able to discover what I did. He asked over and over "who told you about this place". Nobody dude - I did the leg work using modern technology.

There ARE no secrets any longer. Everything is online.

Yeah no. Those are some BIG leaps and presumptions based on not reality. Like....you couldn't have got it more wrong. But thanks for playing!

Spoon fed. Wanna have a drift fishing contest? I think you would be surprsed at the outcome. I'm serious. I'll be there in a month and a half

Lol..what a dunce.
You don't want me to send you back to Cali cryin, do ya?

Lol..I'm ded.

Laughin' at you, my sweet summer child.

If we're now going to type cast without knowledge or evidence, then this would be a great time to mention your Grindr account wouldn't it? I hear you got the "ol' stick in your lane" expertise down pat and catch 20 pound dicks on the regular. Do you do any fag boots-on-the-ground scouting for secret spots up on Cap Hill or do you just cruise Grindr and The Stranger?

No secret places? Nick, please. Are we talking spots that have never seen a human? Sure, there is nothing left, OR are we talking places that receive very little to no human effort in fishing and hunting? I say there are plenty of places. Didn't you move out here from the Midwest? You haven't been looking in the right places, mister private property deer wacker.

You are probably the one who murdered that little old ladies apple buck.....lol

I look at Nick and AcidAngler as chapters to the DS Bible. These men of lore are titans and us, mere mortals innthe quest of life's greatest conquests. These men have conquered and tamed the wildest beasts of land, tavern, and sea. We salute you gentlemen

Yer' fishing with really bad bait again. This is boring.

Wanker there is a far longer list of interwebz legends not mentioned...

We are not worthy to be included in the same stratosphere as the mighty Blades

Them is itty bitty mountains.

Nordic1/The Swede, Bigstick, Merg, Kingfever...

I can keep going.

Holy sh!t yes! Forgot about kingfever, he was the best, the same elite brain power as evo.

What happened to the PP chain gang? It was quite a collection of dumbfucks.

The Swede. Wasn't this guy the photo thief? Stealing photos to pimp your guide business? Fantastic! And the hair - lol!

Blades. lol - didn't he post photos of some ESA listed fish he bonked and took home? And his weekend stories made me laugh. What a train wreck.

BigStick - he was a bit to take, but frankly, he backed up every fuckin' thing he ever said, and nobody here was in a position to challenge him on virtually any subject. He was a hard nut to crack. I didn't even attempt it - because why would I? That fvcker has the fish, the game, the rifles, the cameras, the lenses, the life. I was too envious to try to ruffle his feathers. Not a guy worth trolling, cuz face it, you're too little. Does not belong in the category with Blades, Bluebird, Swede.

Merg - seemed like a good enough kid to me. He was just a little brash for people's tastes, and didn't realize that a fair number of us were the "young guns" back 20, 30, or 40 years ago that were fishing when you should and trying new techniques like you should and killing assloads of fish. He does seem pretty good at killing fish, though - but I was, too, before I turned into the lazy old fvcker I am now. Now I just kill a few and live vicariously through younger fellas like Merg and my associate Jaek. I follow Merg's instagram because he posts cool fvckin' photos of fish and scenery and I'm down with that. Also does not belong in the same category as Blades, Swede, etc.

Kingfever - complete fuckin' donkey. He rates right up there with Aix Sponsa - who got all butthurt because someone pointed out his name meant waterbird in a bridal dress. There have been a number of these donkeys over the years - they tend to leave and go over to gamefishin

The King could always get a rise out of me. He was the best - at everything - just ask him. Of course, he wasn't really. He just wished he was as cool as BigStick and made himself look like a fuckin' goat trying to accomplish the task. Trolled the Dark Side pretty well, but he was a Cooger - which means he was none too fuckin' smart.

And how bout Fish Prince? Man, that fvcker could troll. Back when his heart was in it, he cut some of the best bait on the board. Troll level - Master. Of course, he burned out on the dark side like everyone eventually does. It's a rough place.

Hopefully someone still has the jpg of the Chain Gang. If I see it, I know I'm going to lol. Anyone? Bueller?

Yeah. After one exchange I realized that dude was always gonna win. But shittons of good pics fer sure.

Blades, what a stroke. Kingfever, I forgot all about the dunce.

Yeah, Fish Prince could really bounce that corkie off the bottom. Otherwise reasonable people would suck that shiit down like powerbait on opening day.

Good summary of dumfuks from the golden age of PP, Dan. lol

I remember most of those clowns, dating back to early 00's. I learned a thing or two from those guys. It's not original to troll a fella, get him pissed, and watch him start a poll to out the troopers, and end up hooking his own ass. I didn't think of this by myself, tip my hat to the dumfuks of the past and am proud to be in their company

Good analysis, Dan. People come and go (especially on the dark side) but the legends are never forgotten.

Who else are we forgetting? I know there’s more.

Jonas

I was going to mention,romulus and jonas . There was Redhook oh wait NVM. The Kanektok Kid will always remain the legend. Blades too. He was a loose cannon,a tackleberry if ever there was one. Let's not forget English Pete,and that young kid,Abu Loomis

LOL Rotten Cum we called him. Yeah Blades went all vigilante through fort lewis in search of his hood

Also let us never forget, The BREWER hahah. Manty M. And my favorite,the ManBearPig!

I stalked the boards for like 5 or so years before registering back like a decade ago. The absolute chit show of hilarity back then was what got me to sign up. To this day, I've never made a single post on any other message board and never will (I'm decently quiet & reserved in my day to day life and HATE social media). It's pretty funny that some of my now VERY best friends in the world come from this clusterfvck. Hell, one of the original prime dickheads has lived with me for 3+ years and won't leave.

Times change. Things & people come and go, and even though this place is a shell of its former self, it's still probably the funniest place on the internet. We are literally drunken monkey toddlers flinging poo on each other in an unsupervised sandbox of debauchery. What could possibly go wrong?

Stam! Remember that guy? I wonder what happened to him?

So glad Paker finally released that marriage was never going to happen and sent him packing.

Wow....just.....wow... I get slapped with a presumed reach around and then Nap posts this. lol

Your Prime Dickhead isn't Frank is it?

Well….yeah?! I'm tone deaf man.

Jaquavious lives here.

Todd does not live with Nick. Fuckno...except for three weeks out of the year at deer camp.

Todd's life is far too interesting to live with dudes.

Fish on...

Todd

+1. Thank goodness.

You better be working on a good story avid.
8:30 I'll be here. In my jamies. Lol.

I have a perfect story for you Spoonbraindead:

Once upon a time,






fuckk outta here.


The end.

This thread gets 3 stars

I would agree. Time to start another one.....

Way to let us down again arvid.

I live for letting you all down. Been doing it from day one.

Just roll over and tell each other good night.

Go play with your little mushroom like it's a hot romantic night. And when you're done you can spoon with your hand.

Sporking is far better.

Todd doesn't live with Nick " all the time" Conjugal visit type thing as I understand it

I heard he got caught trying to smuggle in tobacco balls in his butt.