I called Jury Duty to see if'n it's still on. It's still on as of today. I asked the nice OLD, OLD lady that answered the phone if that was the really wisest policy and her response? "No - but you didn't hear that from me. I'm old and I want to go home".

I like that ol' gal. Maybe she's single?

You call Paker and there will no longer be zero fvcks given.

Parker gives zero fvcks to all y'alls and has implemented the PP Zero Fvcks Are Given policy.

Leave me outta your squabbles.

Fvckin' bitches. Whinin' like your panties are all up in a bunch.

Besides, it's Tuesday. Feds just dropped the interest rate. Market is tanking again. People are dying. Hankster paid his debt to Stam.
Cats and dogs are living together.

The sh!T has hit the rotary bladed device. The end has come.

Finally.

PS. Fvck you Rich. This is all your fault!

Two Dog dicks will come to your trailer and take all your tac-swag. Word on the street is he's one bad Hombre. Good luck !

Relax Paker. It's not that Tuesday yet!

Casually checks the latest virus update for WA.

HOLY FOOKIN' CHIT!

Is it too soon to have/create our own PP Death by COVID-19 Pool?

Who's gonna be the first regular PP Darkside member to die of this virus? How would we know? Would we even care?

Pretty sure most of you fall in to the "Adult Male with underlying health issues", so that's not helping me with my pick......

Please no. That's really morbid and pale dude. I won't partake in that. Not to be a downer, but I do kinda love almost everyone and would feel beyond awful if anyone around here died. Even you Paker.

Rhetorical ?

Don't shed no tear for me, as I am replaceable as a Mod. Ok, maybe not by Sky-Guy as he's holed up on his luxury yacht out in the middle of the Puget Sound now, hoarding his boxes of medical masks. Not going to see him again until at least the end of October when the last of the silvers are out of the Sound. Think he'll be Last Man Standing.

I'd better make arrangements to have Todd as Mod!

I am probably the most qualified to be a good moderator, as I have never once ever in the history of fishing websites ever edited a single post that someone else has written, on any subject, no matter how offensive or wrong they were...nor have I ever banned a single person, ever, for anything.

You're welcome.

Fish on...

Todd

I got a hotspot out here!

Todd, sorry, we have tried you as a mod and it was a miserable failure. Every other Darkside posters panties got in a wad fast at the thought of what you miht do with MOD pwers, and Bob Kiboshed the idea.

We need a Mod that doesnt leave the house often and isnt subject to communicable disease ( which certainly strikes todds name from the list). to wade through all the bs and daily dump the DS'ers take here, The mod needs a thick head and skin to match.

At this point, the candidacy could go several different ways. We could just say F iT! its a Tuesday and give the whole [Bleeeeep!] show to Evo. Make us regular users and let him mod everything to see how that works out on a trial basis. I think I know where that would go.

OTOH, we could have DanS mod everything, and he will just light every post on fire and then light his doob off them.

We could make someone sensible like DragAss or Streamer mod, but what fun would that be?

Anyone have Big Sticks number?

........back to sipping my mid-day martini...

I'm already an admin on Facebook, sometimes it really sux...

It must be hard to moderate yourself on Facebook based on how well you do it here.

You talk too much...

Evotard acts like he could be a mod here, doesn't even understand post counts.

Show me where i said anything of the sort smart guy ....

I believe he's jealous of your post count total.

I don't care to teach you about context. You are too stupid to get it.

Uh huh....


You sure seem to be, at least you're consistent...

TOP DEFINITION
context
The circumstances or events that come before and after a particular word or passage in a speech or piece of writing which helps explain its full meaning.
Context: You are playfully poking me in the side
"I'll kill you if you don't stop!"

Context: You just crashed into my Lexus
"I'm gunna faa king kill you!"

Context: You don't realize that I'm a psycho killer and you accidentally step on my foot while passing me in a chance encounter
"I may just have to kill you for that..." *smirk*

Some serious pre-fight, verbal, shadow boxing here.