Covid-19

Not Covid-17, or Covid-Obama, or Covid-I'mafuckinpussythatshitsonagoldtoilet

It's from 2019, hence the name - but yeah, Obama!!!

That fuckin Obama with his time travel skills.

But... But... But... Obama... Clinton’s... Pizzagate... Benghazi

Happy to report the county will be keeping many beaches open for fishing and outdoor activities. I'll be throwing plugs at first light. Missed 5 bites in rough water this evening.

Fish4brains can just start using pictures of trump instead of shitstained outhouses and dildos to gross out the board....though that may be taking it a bit too far... mods may have to censor thatshit.

Damn....Inslee's new 4 phase plan to re-open is gonna take forever to reach Phase 4. Phase 2 not until mid June at the earliest and any new little bump in numbers will roll things back to a previous phase.

I get that there is a raging, man killing virus running amuck in our streets, but holy crap there are going to be a LOT of new homeless in those same right there along with it.

Yikes!

Solid take from Bill Maher

https://twitter.com/i/status/1256425181960003585

Bump.

It's not over. Wave 1 is not over and it's ramping back up nationally and a bit regionally (Oregun). The EU doesn't seem to be having this current problem.

Gee...I wonder why?

Good going you "muh freedom & rights" and "BLM" and "MAGA" twats.

"My cause is special and is exempt from the virus because I'm special. Your cause is fake and without merit! How dare you do your cause during a pandemic!"

Twats. The lot of you.

I'm essential.

He's back! I was just gettin' ready to send out a search party.

A bear ate my camera.
How do they do that chit with a mask on?

If a bear inhales hard enough, he'll swallow anything. Mask or not. Saw it on the National Geographic...

Cases seem to be rising in states that re-opened first.

Not shocking, really.

We'll see how Texas and Florida deal with the load put on their hospitals.

This doesn't bode well for fall sports.

Yeah, but just think how cheap good TYEE seats will be this season!

May be the only person in the stadium.....for a season that never happened.

...but they ARE 50 YARDLINE SEATS!!!!!!!

I'm in.

Now, all I gotta do is figure out how to properly tailgate with these new social distancing rules.....

Yep because of orange buffoon we closed late and now opened too early.
I don't see any of this getting better until Capt. Kangaroo and his facilitators are gone.
Sports is just another victim of his total incompetence.

Fixed that.

I'm not at all a fan of the Orange Dude in Office, but COVID doesn't care who is in office. COVID cares not for politics.

No vaccine, no normal.

I agree but pretending it isn't here isn't really a strategy to deal with it.

Ilahoohahaha and Toff....I swear, neither one can type more than 2 sentences without having their hard-on meter completely pegged out by the Orangeman....fukin hilarious

Oh, and Mr. Napster, thanks for the heartfelt opener.....Corona is rising you face diaper deniers! Har har, see! If you all would have been chicken littles, non of This schit happens!

Corona is still in play, yes, when you release the general population into a scenario where a limited amount of something is available to hosts, the result is overall cases rise......Now we see how fast and to what degree, collect data, and make more informed decisions ya cloth breather, or we tank the economy

Still love you snookums

LOL. Very true.

Do any of you believe that stopping COVID testing will stop the COVID virus?

trump does.

No new tests, no new cases, pandemic over.

See how easy that was?