Originally Posted By: AcidAngler
Not everyone can be a pimp like you Nate. Nick needs help. Tinder shminder. But that is a cesspool of strumpets ,easy pickins. The trick,Nick,is to make yourself out to be more interesting than you actually are,and to play it like you are a bit aloof. Don't show them recent pictures. None of you shirtless . Don't go after women with kids. Bang the younger ones. And work on your finger popping technique. PM me if you need pointers,I don't give out trade secrets to the masses. Remember,I'm on YOUR side. This is serious motherfuckin business. You don't want to lose your swagger. If you do you will end up posting selfies of you and some woman and saying things like "my other half" and such nonsense. NEVER let anyone dictate your happiness. I could write a book on this. Remember,don't let them fag you up. Men are the sh!t. They NEED us. Never let them have more than they are entitled to.


Thank you Acid. I genuinely appreciate your concern. I already know & practice all of that, but its good to read it again in long form. Except this "finger popping" technique you keep referring to. I have no idea what that is. It is some sort of like, cool Fonzy maneuver? thumbs

Christ. Kill me now.
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