You drooling dumbfucks.....

Spring forward is horseshit. Why can't we just leave well enough alone.

They should leave it - DST year-round. Standard time can kiss my ass.

That dark at 5 [Bleeeeep!] kills our winter fishing time.

WA state legislature and Jay passed a law to stay on daylight saving time permanently. Feds won't allow it.

Jay is a snake.
Ask Trump.

I say keep it. Why? Fallback. That magical time once per year when "last call" means one more hour of slooty bitches drinking themselves horny.

While this does nothing for me now, young me would've been pissed if old me wanted to change it. I'm looking out for the next generations of young men here.

It could Nick,it could. I don't know how old you are but you don't seem that old. Perhaps you haven't had a midlife crisis yet. Perhaps you see people close to you being in love,and think that is what you want or need in your life. Perhaps your women friends tell you to listen to your inner voice and follow your heart. Well I'm here to tell you,your heart is a liar,and your inner voice belongs to your parents. Break away from all that,and instead of falling for whores,just bang them,keep your dignity,and be free.

You owe it to yourself. Do it for the Darkside. Post pics of them naked here. Or just pm them to me.

Wow, i agree with AcidDangler. Nap needs to let it fly, vet his old ass out of the bunker and find that crazy 50 year old that is retiring early, and had previously took her ex for everything and let's hope he was an avid fisherman. Nap gets his boat, her house, retires early, and gets off easy corona light style......we are pulling for you NapAttack

The time change does nothing for me now because I no longer drink and I don't stay out in the bars until closing time. I'm all for sloots.

Watch Nap go out and start drinking, find a sloot that is actually a dude, get aids, corona, and syphilis.....The DS is called such for a reason....lol

Let’s all make a tinder profile for you nick.

Hey Nick, I can write the intro......

I'm not opposed to seeing what you Walnuts can come up with, but Paker has first right of refusal on the Tinder profile.

I think a varying selection of working material would be best, that way I can pick and choose the most applicable (or funniest).

Do your worst gents.

tinder?

Not everyone can be a pimp like you Nate. Nick needs help. Tinder shminder. But that is a cesspool of strumpets ,easy pickins. The trick,Nick,is to make yourself out to be more interesting than you actually are,and to play it like you are a bit aloof. Don't show them recent pictures. None of you shirtless . Don't go after women with kids. Bang the younger ones. And work on your finger popping technique. PM me if you need pointers,I don't give out trade secrets to the masses. Remember,I'm on YOUR side. This is serious motherfuckin business. You don't want to lose your swagger. If you do you will end up posting selfies of you and some woman and saying things like "my other half" and such nonsense. NEVER let anyone dictate your happiness. I could write a book on this. Remember,don't let them fag you up. Men are the sh!t. They NEED us. Never let them have more than they are entitled to.

BTW Nick you won that poll. But there is still time.

Where is merg when you need him?

I can't say I ever felt that anyone needed Merg for anything,ever.

Thank you Acid. I genuinely appreciate your concern. I already know & practice all of that, but its good to read it again in long form. Except this "finger popping" technique you keep referring to. I have no idea what that is. It is some sort of like, cool Fonzy maneuver?

Christ. Kill me now.