I can't stand to see a fellow dark sider in such dire need. I say we all pitch in and help this guy. I'll start. Other than my offer to help him with his finger popping technique,which is an easy way to have great entertainment and make chicks realize what they are missing out on in life,I am going to list 10 things I learned while womanizing. Womanizing is the art of screwing women unconditionally and treating them poorly,while under the guise of being honest and free. Here goes.

1. Be honest. Never lie to women. It robs you of your integrity. I used to lie in different ways,not portraying myself honestly,hiding my true motives,being a yes man,NEVER be a yes man. This leads me to ...

2. LISTEN to your gut. Your gut never lies. If you feel like some unhealthy sh!t is going on,it is.

3. Don't go down on women you don't care about. Just have sex with them,and know when to hang it up ,which leads me to...

4. The 3rd time is the charm rule. If you are just out to smash,3 times is the MAXIMUM limit . If you exceed that you are cosmically fvcked. If they press the issue,block their number.

5. Don't tell them anything about your past. That's reserved for people you can trust,and they are few. I never could learn this one completely. Now I tell what needs to be told,but I'm in a relationship so disregard.

6. Don't go raw. Take it from me. I'm lucky I have a clean bill of health. Plus ,they don't deserve to feel my actual d!ck.

7. NEVER stay at their house. You can go there,but NEVER spend the night.

8. NEVER let them stay the night. You gotta get up really early. This is steadfast.

9. It's ok to fvck on the 1st date,but this will be your only night with them, whores. If you want to see her again,for the 3 time rule,lets say she's bangin hot or really cool,then you smash on the 2nd date. If she won't then she isn't down. This is strictly for getting some. If you actually like her,well you're fvcked.

10. If she says " I don't have casual sex" then tell her you refuse to have casual conversation or dinner. Never take her to an expensive place. And don't let them waste your time. Too much dignity is for a chick in her early 20's ,when they have what they feel is a lot to offer. Basically they GET to hang out with you. They GET to get fvcked. Why?


Because you are valuable as a man,and for no other reason. Would you choose to have a baby,bleed,talk about nothing all day,hate other women,be in constant misery,and not know what you want? Hell no!! You would hunt,and kill [Bleeeeep!],and watch fights,and spend time with the boys,without her,that is what men do,and it is good. It is right,and goddammit Nick they are trying to take this away from us. And look how miserable women in todays society are. They want a winner. Be that winner. I have more for you,but this was a lot to digest.


How do we know what we want? By trying things out to figure out what we don't want. It's market research,and you have to get them. They don't get us,we have to go get them,so we are the ones putting it all together. Women may not admit it but they biologically want to be defeated.

One at a time sounds boring.
Good night.

I'm not buying that. In actuality ,if he reads between the lines of obvious cheeky humor there is a lot of truth in this. I have seen too many men lose in order to be in relationships,or have kids with women who try to fvck their lives. It's not ok. Don't let anyone convince you that you are nothing short of magnificent without having done anything except be a man on this earth. Fvck that. I won't allow men to do it to me either.

That’s good advice. To put it simply, supply and demand is at play. These days, a guy who has his schit together, makes decent money, has his own place, doesn’t have drama or tons of kids, doesn’t take life too seriously is a pretty rare find. These men should see their value and only accept dating beautiful women who are smart, know how to have fun and who don’t have drama or other issues.

I know lots of eligible women out there who are beautiful, have great jobs, are kind, don’t have issues and cannot find a decent guy. A lot of men these days are fukkkkups or losers... and the smarter good looking women are left with a smaller pool of options.

They all have issues.

Thank you for explaining my standards. Now quit holding out you bassturd and point the way to these wimens.

They do, but lets just pretend for a moment that they don't.

NEVER....and I mean NEVER have anything to do with RED HEADS !!!

12-Burg's......no matter how blue and swollen your walnut's get....don't mess with RED.

Gloria Allred is not included.

I dated a redhead for almost 4 years. She and I are still good friends 20 years later. I gotta disagree. That was some good sh!t.

Acids Top 10, not bad.

Imho, listening to your gut is important. This is where I fvcked up my last relationship. I knew there were a couple things about her I couldn't deal with long term, but I let it ride for 3yrs and ended up waisting both of our time, while breaking rules # 3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9.

Forget Nick, how about helping help Snake Pliskin? I've had one date in 5 years, it was last summer.....several lunches, dinners, walks, kisses good night and when I asked her to spend the weekend, she said no, "I'm never going to have sex again the rest of my life". I didn't call her again.
If any of you are around age 55 and single....here's some advice: find someone quick, because the dating pool is really shallow. Most single women in their late 50's or 60's are interested in cruises, family events and the mariners....not sex. If you want to date a woman in their late 40's or early 50's, you better have coin....they want trips to Vegas, Europe, and Hawaii. They're shopping sugar daddies, not looking for true love. More often than not, she'll have a 28 year old unemployed son who still lives with her and he spends his day smoking weed that she buys for him.
The best women are usually already married. If you have a woman in your life now, hang on tight.

Ugghhhh. I feel you man. I'm 44 and it's the same thing, but a big thanks to your post of encouragement. I'm relieved to hear it gets better!

Family reunion coming up??

I have given Nick most of that advice, and a lot more...he'll take it when he's ready, I guess...but he hasn't been for a few years lol.

Fish on...

Todd

Guys - it's not that I don't know what to do. I clearly do as evidence of my past, which while I know everyone doesn't know about, I know and it's solid, solid. It has more to do with there being ZERO viable targets in my current sphere of daily life.

There is one gal at work who's caught my eye. I think she's single, but I haven't been able to confirm that yet. For the obvious reasons, I gotta play it very safe and smart.

Well,Snake,for one lose the eye patch.

55 year old dudes should be able to find women who are interested in more than just material things. My girl and I are both 47. She likes to fish,loves heavy metal,and my dick. She doesn't cause me drama,she is cute,funny ,and my family all like her. So what's the rub? She gets stuck in situations that hold her back ,and I wish she would do more positive things for herself. I digress. The dating pool isn't that shallow fellas,there are 4 billion women in the world.

OK Nick, who was your last girlfriend, how long ago was that, and how did you meet her?

I was waiting for you to chime in - thanks for not disappointing.

I'm still not certain if I should shake your hand or punch you in the face.

Me or Fee?

I'll accept an elbow instead, you know, cause of the virus. so what are the answers? Im leading with these questions...