Just get Tinder on your phone and swipe right on every single female within 30 miles of you. Every single one.
Or left? Fuckifino. Whichever one means you wannafuck.
Any that match with you, immediately message them and say "I wannnafuck right now".
Sooner or later one will say yes. It's a numbers game here, Nick, don't let your pride cockblock you...and don't let two dozen "fuckoffs" deter you...the next one may be the one!
Fish on...
Todd
I would suggest a little more discretion than the bulk-swipe-right suggestion, just ask Paker!
You dont need to wade through all that BS right now, we need to get right on the ones that meet grade.
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#1024654 - 03/11/2012:51 PMRe: Nick Needs Our Help
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"The Last time this situation reached this level of desperation... I had to intervene Todd, and we got him set up with Robyn. She met the reasonable lighting standards and then some."
If we are really gonna help Nick we need to hear about some of the issues from Robyn. Can she log on and help. Chit Dr. Phil gets things like this handled but you need to get them both on the same page here........... Say Page 15 or 16?
If nothing else she could help us understand some of the relationships pitfalls which would REALLY help us all here.
In true 206er fashion, If Robyn can't help I guess we could call in Batman to deal with Spider-man.
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That's kinda a bit far eh! Robyn is a GREAT gal and needs to be left outta it. Besides it wasn't her - it was the "others".
If'n you want to know, I'll tell you...just ask. Ya'll know I'm an expert at over-sharing anyway because this is hilarious to me. I give 2 chits about me, but other better people should be left outta it.
Thanks SG. I'fn you couldn't tell, I was kinda tryin' to leave names outta this whole thing to protect the innocent.
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Originally Posted By: Todd
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You dont need to wade through all that BS right now, we need to get right on the ones that meet grade.
There is no grade to wade thru...grade is virtually rockfuckingbottom here, dude.
Fish on...
Todd
No it's not. If I wanted rock-bottom, all I'd have to do is pick up the phone. Think maybe 2 steps above rock-bottom. Like heartbeat. Knuckles don't drag. Eyes are at a genetically appropriate distance from each other. That sort of thing.
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#1024667 - 03/11/2001:34 PMRe: Nick Needs Our Help
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Dude how about a resume'.
Who the fuuck are you? What the fuuck do you do for work? What the fuuck do you enjoy doing? Chicks gonna wanna know more.
Is there a bird dogging fee you are paying??
Somehow you gotta offer up something that's sellable. You are in direct competition with others. Why are they gonna want to help by cutting their own throats in a supply and demand situation???
You need to get Fishprince, Merg, Barberosa, Stam, etc on board here. Them cats are knocking the bottom out of it.
See, you are capable of mustering up a sense of humor. **** knuckles****
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Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
Dude how about a resume'.
Who the fuuck are you? What the fuuck do you do for work? What the fuuck do you enjoy doing? Chicks gonna wanna know more.
Is there a bird dogging fee you are paying??
Somehow you gotta offer up something that's sellable. You are in direct competition with others. Why are they gonna want to help by cutting their own throats in a supply and demand situation???
You need to get Fishprince, Merg, Barberosa, Stam, etc on board here. Them cats are knocking the bottom out of it.
Calm yer' titts. This is in-process. The mods and I are having some technical difficulties behind the scenes.
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If Nicholas was in California I could have him laid in 20 minutes. It's too easy here,almost as easy as Orygun . Those broads in the greater Portland metro area are a special mix of crazy and stupid.
Yep, and over 50% are single Mother's...and they think they should have a special class awarded to them for being stoopid.
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#1024675 - 03/11/2002:26 PMRe: Nick Needs Our Help
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No. You are self sabotaging. I know a lot of chicks. I know some really cool single ones. No kids. Dumb,yes .
Look rule number 12,you don't owe them your fuckin resume, all you need to do is set the parameters to meet up,and see if there is chemistry. These daft cvnts want to know all the what have yous up front,but in my world you gotta earn that. Who says I trust you lady? Seriously. Take the heaviness out of this. I wasn't looking for Heidi ,I knew she liked me for like 2 years,but I wasn't into it. Until one day we just kinda clicked. If they ask what you're looking for tell them I know what I don't want,it's up to you to fill in the rest.
#1024678 - 03/11/2002:31 PMRe: Nick Needs Our Help
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Watch this. It's funny but there is a lot of truth here. What do they add to your life Nick? I'm serious, women are LUCKY to have us. We are men. We are the coolest sex just by virtue of birth. You did nothing to earn it. So knowing biology,there is no reason to not be able to get what you want. This Robyn chick must have had some flaws. Don't put that broad on a pedestal.