#1024584 - 03/11/20 07:45 AM
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Thats a funny response from Evo. Well done.
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#1024585 - 03/11/20 07:48 AM
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Glad nick got the advice he needed lol.
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#1024586 - 03/11/20 07:57 AM
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Thats a funny response from Evo. Well done. Agreed. That is an appropriate and well-timed response. Fish on... Todd
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#1024587 - 03/11/20 08:04 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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are there times i should keep my mouth shut? you bet, like Saturday when me and Katie where getting in the shower, and i opened my fvcking mouth and said how Dan just calls her an "assistant" to the doctor, and how Jake said she wasnt "on the front lines", and it pissed her the fvck off and offended her pretty fvcking bad....
probably so bad she might even say something to the doctor about it
I just wanted to make sure nobody missed this.  Livin' rent free............. 
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I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#1024588 - 03/11/20 08:10 AM
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I'm Idaho!
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are there times i should keep my mouth shut? you bet, like Saturday when me and Katie where getting in the shower, and i opened my fvcking mouth and said how Dan just calls her an "assistant" to the doctor, and how Jake said she wasnt "on the front lines", and it pissed her the fvck off and offended her pretty fvcking bad....
probably so bad she might even say something to the doctor about it
I just wanted to make sure nobody missed this. Livin' rent free............. Could be his magnum opus
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#1024589 - 03/11/20 08:11 AM
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are there times i should keep my mouth shut? you bet, like Saturday when me and Katie where getting in the shower, and i opened my fvcking mouth and said how Dan just calls her an "assistant" to the doctor, and how Jake said she wasnt "on the front lines", and it pissed her the fvck off and offended her pretty fvcking bad....
probably so bad she might even say something to the doctor about it
I just wanted to make sure nobody missed this. Livin' rent free............. I can't imagine bringing that up.....at any point of time, let alone that one. Speaking of rent free, where is your puppet at? Haven't heard much of him on this thread.
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#1024590 - 03/11/20 08:16 AM
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What a geek..
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#1024592 - 03/11/20 08:27 AM
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Got caught up from my last check-in during my late lunch...all I can say is one word, HO-LEE-FUK!!! 10 stars!!
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#1024593 - 03/11/20 08:27 AM
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I am going to write a book one day.
"Stories From The Darkside"
Between the Parrot Chronicles and now Nick Needs our help, it's pure reading gold.
Keep up the good work, gang! Keep it going! I need to retire soon.
PS. Stupid board won't let me change the rating. Turn that Rating Dial up to 11......
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#1024595 - 03/11/20 08:32 AM
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So you are going to write a book full of what other people said? 
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#1024597 - 03/11/20 08:47 AM
Re: Nick Needs Our Help
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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are there times i should keep my mouth shut? you bet, like Saturday when me and Katie where getting in the shower, and i opened my fvcking mouth and said how Dan just calls her an "assistant" to the doctor, and how Jake said she wasnt "on the front lines", and it pissed her the fvck off and offended her pretty fvcking bad....
probably so bad she might even say something to the doctor about it
I just wanted to make sure nobody missed this. Livin' rent free............. I can't imagine bringing that up.....at any point of time, let alone that one. Speaking of rent free, where is your puppet at? Haven't heard much of him on this thread. He decided to avoid showing up unarmed for a battle of wits this time. Either that, or he died laughing while reading this thread. lol
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#1024598 - 03/11/20 08:48 AM
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Shooting Instructor for hire
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We can imbed .gif's to autoplay?
This is game changing.
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#1024600 - 03/11/20 08:49 AM
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My Area code makes me cooler than you
Registered: 01/27/15
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WOMEN?????
If your sitting around watching reruns of Friends with a woman you are doing it wrong.
Same goes for the Hallmark channel.
Make a plan in advance Nick.
For instance if you meet a gal you're interested in at say a family reunion the entertainment plan should be much different than if you meet a gal that's taller than you.
To get it done with the first situation you would want to watch the Game of Thrones episode where the Kingslayer first mounts his sister.
While the second opportunity would warrant the episode where the Lannister dwarf repeatedly gets drunk and bangs the hooker who eventually falls in love with him.
Allow the woman to place herself into the fantasy she is seeing on the screen and your dreams will be realized.
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#1024604 - 03/11/20 08:55 AM
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While the second opportunity would warrant the episode where the Dan repeatedly gets drunk and bangs the hooker who eventually falls in love with him.
That's some great advice. Thanks!
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#1024609 - 03/11/20 09:12 AM
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Katie is a head taller than Evo. At least that's how I picture them,and she wears her hair like Khaleesi. They are like the Jon Snow,Daenerys of the trailer park.
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#1024610 - 03/11/20 09:12 AM
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There’s a prime opportunity for a Dan S. short joke, since WDFW mentioned a horny midget. I’m going to be the bigger man, rise above and take a pass. Check the post above yours  Fish on... Todd
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#1024614 - 03/11/20 09:16 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Fvck. I knew this would eventually turn back on me. You fuckin assholes!
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#1024617 - 03/11/20 09:31 AM
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#1024618 - 03/11/20 09:38 AM
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Unfortunately,THANKS TO EVO, I have this image ingrained into my mind now.
An attractive woman, getting ready to take a shower. Oooooohhh La La.
She drops her robe and seductively walks by her man...
He gazes longingly from the toilet, pinches off a loaf. The steam from the shower, and the toilet, creates a romantic haze. The sound of the shower, urine impacting a turd, combined with the flushing and subsequent clogging of the toilet creates the perfect cover. Evo’s about to get lucky. Bowchickawowowo. Mom won’t hear a thing.
She peeks over her shoulder, plugs her nose and gives that look that can only mean one thing. ”Flush that toilet and get in here you dirty boy, you haven’t showered all week.”
Evo drops his Mumu. Kicks off his slippers. Slides out of his spanks. He gets in the shower.
Things start heating up. It’s getting hot, gettin kinky, now it’s about to get straight up [Bleeeeep!] weird.
Evo says “you won’t believe what Dan and Jake said on the internet today!” this is the finest piece of DS literary work in a long time, Bravo! I'm pinning this beeyotch.
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