"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak perfection looks like".

Name: NapD90
Pronouns: Betelgeuse, Dvmbfuck, Attack Helicopter
Age: 44
Sex: Yes please
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: ~175. ~168 after a good poop.
Body Type: Case hardened steel
Education: Master of Bation in Engineering
Likes: Chinese hookers, long walks on the beach, sunsets, Barry Manilo & GWAR, cooking, eating food, sportsball, fishin', huntin', outdoors, biking, skiing and sailing on my 52' Sloop around my private island
Dislikes: All of you. Ethnic Chinese food, corona virus, Colorado Buffalos, Betty White and so called "experts"
Looking for: A heartbeat and a positive, can-do sammich making attitude.

Todd caught this fish. I'm just holding it for him. Pre-beard




















"I'm Lumberjack and I work all day..." Also pre-beard











































A secret river Avid once told me about.





































A Ding-a-Ling and a nice fish




















BIGLY HANDS!






































All rutted up and stinky!



















The Cromest of Domes. No Elk were harmed in the making of this pic - or any other time for that matter.

If I'm not either laid or crying by midnight tonight - you will have all FAILED me!

This isn't going to end well is it?

Whatever your pleasure Reefer-san.

I've done my part and I'm going to regret it.

SO DO YOUR WORST YOU MAGNIFICIENT BASSTURDS!

Fuckin GWAR!! My man..

The captions on the photos are gold.

Paker is such a horrible person that delights in evil shenanigans and the suffering of others. I PM'd him for some technical help and he dangled some tang in my face. A cute blond holding a nice fish. Says "this should interest you" and it did. I inquired. He played coy. I inquired some more and he says "Nope. Lives in Germany, married with kids. HAHAHAHA SUCKER!".

What kind of MONSTER does that to a thirsty man?
We should all BOOOO Paker.

Prick.

yayyy Parker lol

Oh, you mean he's a Mod.

Hey Nick I need your email

Or I can use my email and pretend to be you. I'm a suave ,silver tongued devil. Devil being the operative word.

This is gonna be your main profile pic . We call this pose The VHawk

Plenty Of Fish

Ooof,Nick,I forgot how brutal online dating is. May want to broaden your search range. These washington girls are bottom feeders ,to put it mildly.

Truth! Since I posted this here, my PM inbox has exploded with all kinds of offers.

Why are you calling yourself "extremesteelhead"? What's extreme about you,other than extremely annoying and retarded? Kind of rhetorical,but some folks might be interested to know. I'm gonna go take a sh!t.

Yes! I know! The only decent ones up here are married and imported or so fvcked in the head, I wouldn't bang em' with your dick Acid.

Oh god! Oh fvck! This really was a terrible idea.

BTW - you can't view without logging in. Gonna have to screen capture.

Lol dont worry what it says. I got you .

NickLongarm
Password Nick2112

In case you want to edit,you all can take part in this masterpiece. Find nick a lady lmao

Geez..You on the rag this week Arvid?

Might wanna change your tampon while you're in there.

If we all don't die first, this could be a new business model. Crowd sourced poontang. Think about it!