Corona starts out as a "decent" beer

Corona is sh!t beer that only sad ass frat boys like to drink. Keep the lime, throw the fuckin' beer away.

So I drank the corona. When am i supposed to get the virus..lol

Dan can't even handle a bud light. So he orders Shirley temples.

This.

Same with all of the eurotrash skunk balls beer, especially Heinekin, Amstel... that shitt tastes like a bucket of piss with two dead skunks floating in it.

I spent a couple of weeks in Germany, and in spite of their self-proclaimed prowess about beer, almost all of it tasted like piss water. They had a few good ones, but mostly drank garbage.

I guess if people visiting most of this country watched what people drink and call "beer", they'd think the same thing of our beer, and taste.

Fish on...

Todd

Well...here's a tip from a PKG Engineer (that's me).

In GENERAL, skunky beer is skunky because of the bottle color which allows varying degrees of UV A|B light transmission (penetration). Clear bottles allow for the most - then green - then brown. Corona starts out as a "decent" beer, but becomes worse the second it's bottled and then it's all down hill from there along the entire supply chain to your mouth.

If you want an un-skunky beer, choose one in a brown bottle or can.

I get paid high 6 figures for this knowledge. The people who write my checks are morons.

Made my day. Says Todd, the reknown PBR aficionado.

Good to know. That is, it's good to know that you get paid well for knowing the difference between pisswater beer and other beer. In addition, it's not just dark bottles that hold better beer. Dark beer is also a good way to avoid pisswater beer. Think ambers, porters, stouts - good stuff.

Exhibit #4,717,645 in the never ending trail of evidence that modern humans are fvcking idiots.