Who will be the first to be consumed by CoronaVirus on the DS? And why??

Ouch... damn...

That's how you spread the fvcking virus Jake...

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I bet it is..
Get those knee pads ready.

Voted for myself,because none of that is wrong

Sheetrock dust

Is there a Pole yet, that you haven't won?

Too morbid - not a sociopath - won't vote.

I ain't ever coming outta my ponderosa.

Dug in deeper than a tick on a Alabama coon dog.

Started Jazzercising today for improved maneuverability & fitness when defending the ponderosa.

On a side note: I had the chance to bang the single hottest high dollar Asian hooker in Shenzhen last year and I hard passed. This chick was probably the hottest, best looking gal I've seen anywhere in the world over the past 10 years. 11/10. I had first pick of 50 of them all lined up together in row. It's one of those "pick your company for the evening" types of deals. I picked that chick and all the other guys were like "man, I was gonna pick her". All bought and paid for by my old company - just had to take her upstairs to my hotel room. She didn't speak a lick of English. Spent all night conversing through Google Translation on our phones. You should have seen the look on her face when I typed 'G'night' sloot!" at 4 am.

If'n she wasn't a filthy hooker, I would have smuggled her home in my suitcase. Unreal beauty.

Anyway, fvck off with this poll.

If she were as hot as you say, Nick, while I also would not risk my dick in a hooker, I would at least had her naked and dodging the wad. Yeah, I love me some Asian girls.

Yes - this whole mess was my fault. Sorry.

If she were here, I wouldn't be posting. Hurt to look at hot.

I'm a very smart idiot that tussles between patting myself on the back and kicking myself square in the junk.

Knowing those countries she was probably a dude...

Chinese KTV. Top floor of the building. High rollers only. Whatever your pleasure. Only the best of the very best get to work the top floor. She was the very best of the best of the best. I wouldn't doubt my company owner spent $100K US that night. Do you have any idea what can be bought in China with a $100K US cash? Whatever your pleasure.

I are not a smart man...

So, your company bought everyone hookers?

Probably more like children and dudes...

Ok Hanker...

Yes. Very expensive ones. It's how a lot of business is done in other places around the world. What you do with your "company" for the night is up to you. Nobody forces anything upon you. Some guys don't come out at all and stay in their hotel rooms. Some guys go out and just hang. Some go back to their rooms with their new friend. Up to you. I was the newby so they voted to give me the pick of the litter. All drinks, food and drugs are free. Candy dishes of pills just laying there. DO NOT EAT THOSE PILLS!!!

My gal's English name was "Smiley". I think I still have that translated convo on my cell. It's the funniest, most akward thing ever.

The prank initiation was that nobody told me what to expect or what would be happening. I had no idea what I was in for. When they marched them out in the row, I asked my old coworker sitting next to me "Dude - the WTF? Is this some sort of test". He's like "nah man, this is how its done. Go for it." So I picked the hottest one. It was fvckin' surreal.

I would have taken her back to the room and pretty much did what Nap did, unless they had some table games like Chinese Checkers.....lol

Drugs?

Yeah guys...drugs. It's China. Probably 7 or 8 different pills just laying there in dishes for the taking. Hell if I know what they were - but probably half were for boners. I ain't touchin' that chit.

Google top dollar Chinese KTV or KTV girls. There are millions of KTV's in China, so you have to look for the high end stuff - not the stuff for the general Chinese commoner. As I said, we were in the penthouse. The lower "commoner" levels reeked of sex and bleech. The higher the floor, the higher the status. Everything was tacky Vegas marble and gold. Trumps dream. Marble so they could hose out your private party rooms before the next customers. It was beyond fvcked up. The worst part? Being forced to sing Karoke. FYI - I'm horrible at singing Billie Jean.

I felt bad and still feel bad for "Smiley". She was taken from a small village in the north. 22 years old. Literally branded by her "owner" on her chest. She drove a Porsche Cayman and lived in a Hong Kong high rise. No poor village girl her age can afford anything remotely like that. The annual luxury tax on the Porsche alone is more than most of us make here in a year. She was a slave and will be dead by 30. That's what happens when you are the prettiest poor girl in an entire region. Life in the fast lane can be pretty sad eh. This is why I didn't fvck her. That and aids.

But hot damn...she was smokin'!