Is that one of those Bingo Wing Spinners?

Ok, that was fvckin funny.

Dwarf Cock Ring Spinner.
Barbed.
10 bead string.
Rainbow blade.
Hammered.

Nah, Katie's ears aren't pierced...

Leader roll yes...

That hook is sh!t, need too run 2 gami drop shots..

I don't believe it, you're going to need to put up a pic of Spoon's ears.

Bingo Wing Spinner, funny.

"Everybody here has been vaccinated already"

Also the numbers...

https://youtu.be/DtPj26mXFBY

I want in.

Evo Investments, LLC

Meeting #1: First order of business. Pick 6 companies from global sector leaders that we know must be good because we hear about the company names all the time:

Cars
Internets
Diamonds
Cats
MAGA
Moon Photos

Next, obtain a dart board. Cut out a piece of paper that matches the dart board. Cut the paper in to 6 pieces of pizza, write one stock on each slice of pizza and tape to the dart board.

Finally, hand each member of the club (So far, it's just Evo and myself) 3 darts each. Take turns throwing darts at dart board. Wherever the dart lands, that's what we invest in.

Initial Investment buy in: One 1.0 carat, Tony Appraised, diamond. PS. When Tony says the rock is woth 5K, it's fvckin' worth 5K. You got that? Ka peesh? Don't be making Tony bring some of his friends to pound some sense in to you!!!!!

We are on our way to MILLIONS!!!!!!

Evo, you can tell those people who make fun of you for having a job to STFU as we wipe our butts with $Hundos.

BOOOOM! (For Sol Duc, as i know he wants in too)

PS. If I had not gotten a degree in Fisheries, my backup plan was going to be to get a degree in geology and get a post degree GIA certification.

I should have been a gemologist.

you would be wise to invest in the company that created a vaccine for the reporters for a virus THERE ISNT A VACCINE FOR...

Exactly. That's why we need to invest in the company NOW before these barbarians here on the DS find out about it and get in on our cash.

Remind me again what that company is?

Trump Holdings?

its probably a Chinese company owned by the DNC...

If Evo was a good guy, he'd have those stones set in a piece that he could give to Katie for tolerating his lack of motivation and ability to provide all these years.

She won't know they're cz.

ive already discussed that with her, and likely will be doing... we can sell 1, and make the other into a ring...

a ring however isnt cheap to have made, so we are just sitting on them for now, might even sell them and put all the money down on a car, we havent decided yet...

they have been tested probably 10 times, from Zales, to Kay, to Fred Meyer, to Gold Definitions, and a few other places...

they aint CZ..

she also gets whatever she wants, or i just buy her...

i bought her a 500 dollar diamond necklace for our anniversary, and will buy her something else for her birthday on June 2nd...

Can we add Pharmacutical equities to that list?

See, I know of this Company, Moderna, who recently received FDA approval for vaccine trials. We front ran this company and so far have made 35% on it. I think Evo LLC should go all in and short it now, because its bound to keep going up since they are a front runner in the race to find a vaccine.

What do you think Evo?

So my rapid Covid test came back as positive for both antibodies and the disease. Probably a false positive on the later since I’ve been asymptotic for over a month now but we did do the nasal swab to send to UW just to make sure.

So I probably did have it or may have it now or never did have it? I am going to continue to pursue this though. Mainly because I first showed symptoms on 12/24 so the timing is interesting and learning about this little bastard is the only way we can get back to normal. The faster we get that knowledge the better!

And just to be clear I’m referring to health care providers and clinical virologists and not Evo

WTF?

Zales: Yes, sir. These are real (cheap) diamonds.

Evo: Fvck you! I'm gonna have these re-tested at Fred Meyers....

Repeated 9 other times......

Pricess-Fvcking-Less

Ever consider getting a real GIA appraisal on them rocks? You know, so they are appraised, for real.

No offense Tony, but I have a 10x loop and a set of eyes too. Let me appraise them. I'll just use the photos from a few pages back. That's all any good appraiser will need. I'll shoot that appraisal right out to you all here in a bit......

a front runner?

according to John Roberts and that other reporter, there already IS a vaccine, because they already GOT it...

they use a tester, and so did my neighbor..

Jess put them under a scope, as well as the lady at Zales, who i almost sold them to, but she was acting shady as sh!t so i passed on it...

Jess has a GIA certification, GIA is a school, not an appraisal... you need to go to NAGL (North American Gemological Laboratory) in Bellevue to get them appraised...

im having a friend take them up there for me eventually...

No, we front ran it, and bought it on 2/19. its been going up up up almost every day. Thats why I think Evo LLC should short it now and I wanted your opinion on that..the trend is your friend!