Perhaps this is what Evo has been working on.
[Bleeeeep!] you can't make up sh1t like this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf6f6EdZsRg

Yeah. Last weekend during one of those astroturf snivel fests (protests) I saw some armed pussy man holding a sign saying, "I can't get a hair cut, I need a haircut. Waaaa..."

Fvcking buck up, ya selfish cvnt.

The comedian's comedian. There's Norm and Dave and then everyone else.

Nap, online dating sucks, so does real life dating. I hear marriage is harsh.

That's all I got........

Not exactly Corona related, but it might be if you find the right girl that licks the wrong knob and gets you both infected and killed.....

I don't bring alot to the DS, but my drunken ramblings have to count for something? Right?

STFU Dan, yeah, we know you are short, and extension ladders are a PITA

Did I understand that vid of your "president" giving medical advice?

"stick a tanning light up your ass and huff Lysol" is the newest brain storm from the Hydroxychloroquine King?

Patrice Oneal. My top 3 are Norm,Patrice,Bill Burr. Martin Short Honorable Mention.

Opie and Anthony helped Patrice and bill so much. Anthony is a faggot now, however.

Nick is right though Norm is on a different level. I took my dad to see him a couple years ago and we laughed nonstop hysterically for the entire set. That's hard to do. Norm is funny ,and it isn't about the punchline. He is the punchline.

Pryor on Sunset Strip is number 1 or me, Murhpy RAW next...

Fuk off hack

You googled stand ups. You’re a sheep. You have medial knowledge on most stuff because of a search engine.

And you have never admitted that you were wrong. It was nice when you were gone, make it a habit.

God damn right I am. Comedy is my thing - it's my wheelhouse. I have hours upon hours of film, videos, interviews etc of all of the greats. Norm IS the comedian's comedian. He's probably the best, prototypical late night talk show guest of all time. His Conan & SNL work is simply brilliant. If you were to ask the other greats, 90% will tell you the funniest person they know is Norm. Per Acid's point, NONE of it is about the joke - it's simply Norm being Norm - which is fookin' hilarious. Dave, Patrice, Bill & Bob are all right there with him - they are all true and honest and truth and honesty is the very foundation of comedy. But they all have a "thing" to their comedy to a certain extent. Norm is just Norm.

Don't get me started on Dave. I could write a doctoral dissertation on Chappelle. But I will say this, the single best standup performance I've ever seen in person was Bob Saget. I think I broke ribs. It actually hurt. So so dirty and bad that I can't believe another person would actually think it, let alone get on a stage in front of 1000 strangers and actually say it and then own it with pride. Absolutely Zero fvcks given. BITCH I SUCK DICK FOR COKE!

Bob saget is only shocking/funny because he was the full house dad. He’s not actually funny. But potato potato. At least you didn’t google it

Disagree about Bob - but that's cool.

Here's some classic Norm. Just kills it.

Norm is great

Norm MacDonald is the greatest comedian that ever lived. There I said it. Taking nothing away from Carlin,Pryor and Murphy.

Yeah i googled it.. Couldn't possibly have watched either of those countless times..

What a dick..

Lol
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