Holy [Bleeeeep!] Rich, I'm scared....

Keith

Just checking in, Rich...has the attack on Goddess Goddess Trump and the burning of the White House started yet?

Fish on...

Todd

He isn’t wrong yet, Todd. “Just early.”

Well, Saturday is over...and it was definitely going to happen this weekend, QAnon said so...so I guess Sunday it is.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm calling it now.

Eventually, a gigantic space rock is going to push Earth's chit in.

Eventually.

Today is the day...Rich said so lol.

Has it started yet? Is the live shot of the White House not on fire, fake?

Maybe that fat orange blob of goo I just saw on TV is the real clone, since the real fat orange blob of goo was overthrown this morning.

Ask QAnon what's up.

Fish on...

Todd

Team Reality is just running up the score now and making it look easy. Coach Carlin has his team looking real good for the pollsters on Monday. While the fans may consider this a heated rivalry, NW Rich G A&M State is just outclassed and outmatched on the field. Their recruiting process & fan support is just not attracting the right sort of mental athlete to their program. Coach Squatch is still feeling the effects of previous Administrative disagreements & blunders. Program direction remains trending downward as they continue to struggle against cross-state rival Team Reality. Coach Squatch is on the hot seat to produce results right now or GTFO.

I heard Team Rich Dumbass hass fallen 5 spots to #8 in the AP poll. Just behind Boise State.

4:30 EST, Rich. What's the latest?

Time is running short.

Fish on...

Todd

Shockingly...looks like yet another swing and a miss by QAnon and his lapdog Rich G.

Fish on...

Todd

9 mins till' midnight.

A swing and a miss...

For the millionth time....in a row.

Sad.

Just like his Lord and Savior, Donald John Trump, Rich will come back and tell you these things:

1. He didn't say the exact thing he said.

2. He meant something completely different and probably the opposite of what he said.

3. The thing that he actually meant, which will be the opposite of what he actually did say, actually did happen.

4. Yell "fake news!"

5. Throw out seven more utterly bullschit conspiracies...and, finally...

6. Blame Obama.

Fish on...

Todd

That's good.

I like the PP ranking system, since sports have been outlawed there should be a weekly update much like the AP and Coaches polls.

How low can he go?! Wherever he lands, he will still be twenty places above WSU... At least Rich got the part right about lots of past and present military chiefs calling Trump a liar and a loser.

Rich can feel he is in good company. I drove by Ramtha's compound the other day and between the copper topped fence pillars were two gates with lovely QAnon Flag wreaths.

The easiest way to fool someone is telling them what they want to hear. Q is sadly just a symptom of a bunch of people thinking the conspiracy theories explain their misery.

I'm on it!

If you are going to rank us, just consider me the 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers. #1 most dominant of all time and it's not really even close. It is what it is. I can't change my standard of excellence for you people, but I will let y'all fight for the scraps left in my wake.

"If you ain't first, you're last".
-Ricky Booby
-Michael Scott

Come on, Rich...time for the fuckin kookonut update!

Fish on...

Todd

Oh damn...