I feel like I’ll rank as a mid major

Evo would be a bcs at large every single year. He’s Alabama or Notre Dame ( Hi Todd, Nick, and Stoney).

[Bleeeeep!] ND!
SF

Atta boy! We can always depend on you Stoney.

Dwat - don't sell yourself short. Ain't no shame in playing against SE Popcorn State in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Players get free checking for life and you can't beat that!

Unfortunately, Evo couldn't academically qualify this year, so he had to go Juco. There's also rumors of taking too many illegal benefits and paying players under the table for work not performed. But no worries though, he'll be back and running his patented Bingo Wing-T Formation in no time. So don't count out those Fightin' Mumus just yet! His cross town rivals, the Puyallup State Mail Thieves are gonna get tomahawk chopped right in their neck tats. I know the Steak-is-for-Taxpayers Beef Bowl is watching intently to see how the season unfolds.

Coach Paker can't wait to give his half-time speech to Team Mod Squad. I'm writing several up now to encompass the various scenarios the time may find themselves in.

Todd must be the Oregon Ducks of the board, if you want to find out if he's the best, just ask him, tools all seem to be in place, good playbook, knows the darkside game, has obnoxious followers, to his credit he'll act like a contender even when he's not.... but the Championship still somehow eludes him.

This isn't going to end well.

I wouldn't even pretend to be Fukks for purposes of a stupid Dark Side wannabe neato-fest.

Can we get back to the topic at hand now, please?

Rich...how could QAnon have possibly been wrong about this?

I mean, all the experts around the world were sure that the White House was going to be burned down this weekend with Egyptian Luciferian Satanic Pharoah Clone Priest Obama taking over and for once and for all establishing the New World Order.

Fish on...

Todd

So word on the street is that Fatso and his fat buddy Barr wanted to roll active military troops into all major US cities, but the Joint Chiefs told him to pound sand because they aren't pieces of sh!t like Fatso is.

So weak.

lol

Where's the NRA and all of the ballwashers in the NRA who continually say that they exist for the sole purpose of preventing exactly this?

I mean...it is literally why they say they exist.

Why isn't the NRA, Meal Team Six and the Gravy Seals, marching on the White House now?

Oh, that's right...because it's not about the 2nd Amendment, or government tyranny...it's about a bunch of pussy bootlickers who love being told what to do by white supremacist authoritarian racists...because it makes them feel safe since they, too, are white supremacist racists.

If there is anyone who actually joined the NRA because "government tyranny", here is your chance to demand that they actually use your membership dues to do what you sent them in for.

Fish on...

Todd

Cowards.

Well Meal Team Six and the Gravy Seals have been too busy scaring the shitt out of small town folks with their drunken AR swinging "let's play dress up" games. Under the guise of course of an imaginary antifa invasion of their Main Street antique stores.

Well I have news for them. antifa ain't interested in messing with your town. You know why? Because they already have old rusty bath tubs at home, stupids.

The fact of the matter is that the NRA doesn't give twoshits about the Constitution, or anyone's safety...they are a trade organization for the gun and ammo manufacturers, and what they care about is that everyone buys more and more guns.

What causes people to buy more and more guns?

Fear.

And that's what the NRA is peddling, along with their fascist orange jackass in the White House.

That's why they preach about government tyranny, but at the end, what they really preach is that you should be scared about is brown and black people raping your wimmins and stealing from you.

Because that's what most of you white supremacists are afraid of, and it's why you love Trump...because he tells you that being afraid of "others" is manly, not stupid and juvenile.

The government could use tanks to drive over fields of black and brown people and the NRA wouldn't say boo, other than to remind you that you need to get a gun to defend yourself from the remaining black and brown people who will now be extra-angry due to being run over with tanks.

They won't lift one finger to help them...that doesn't make you more scared, or buy more guns.

Lick those boots.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. This is also why the big fabrication that Obama was coming after your guns helped sell so many guns...of course he was after you, he's fuckin black and scary, just look at him!

Obama signed exactly one gun law in 8 years...and it was an expansion of your right to carry in National Parks.

Now we have an actual wannabe-tyrant in the White House, who has both said repeatedly that he would grab guns, and has signed gun restriction laws already...and the NRA doesn't even blink an eye...they know damn well that going after a fellow white supremacist fascist is not good for business.

Come on, Rich!

QAnon has to have given you your marching orders by now...what happened to the Luciferian Satanic Egyptian Clone King takeover?

I mean...this was a sure fuckin thing, as all your great prognostications are.

Right?

Right.

Fish on...

Todd

But....but.....muh bump stocks! Why can't I have a POS thingy that makes me fire my load much too fast? MUH FREEDOM!!!!

I wish we had a president that spoke to the majority and would tell us all what we wanted to hear and then not do didly schit about it.....thats what i want

I want a salesman that strokes my blue nuggets and blows smoke up my blue smurf ass while i use science, experience, and my high intellect to tell everyone else that they are doing it wrong.

Fuk you, Blue Frank. Bill Clinton aint walking through that door again.

Everytime Hillary's name came up, Frank would wet himself, well, youve gone full on Blue Throbber for the Orange Clown. Its embarrassing, especially when team blue is a full on dumpster fire. Lets talk about Pelosi and here fun custome.

Fuk you, and your high horse ya prick.

On a side note, Toff, i still love you for reelz

Awww.

Tissue?

I still love you, too.

Fish on...

Todd

I hope all of you spermcells are paying attention, that is how you conduct business on the DS

I wish we had a genuine faux tough guy prez, you know one that will tell us that what that "other" 'merca wants to hear, you know, maga and Bshit like that, that would be cool, no need to be realistic, just good ol' boy bar crazy talk from a dyed in the wool POS pussy who never had to worry about anything because everything was always taken care of, a spoiled frat boy, someone who all they ever had to worry about was figuring out what the lowest common denominator wanted to hear and then saying it to get elected to preserve that frat boy POS lifestyle, lying, cheating, stealing then lying some more because...well, just because that's really all you know and some voters think that if it's okay for the pres to be a POS liar, cheater, stealer then it's permission granted to lie/cheat/steal.

That would be really super.