I think he’ll go the photo route soon.

So the cops in Atlanta are on de-facto strike and not serving calls. They are still collecting a salary on our behalf though, which is nice.

I guess this is what "winning" looks like.

It will never cease to amaze me how well these idiots double down....like its an artform.

Speaking of which...my spidey sense is telling me we'll see a double down in 3...2....1....

A blurry Egg McMuffin photo?

Evo is definitely a "Chad"...male-ish counterpart to the "Karen".

Fish on...

Todd

Evo what did you do to get all those guns pulled on you multiple times? I'm dying to know.

I suspect it was from raising a ruckus outside a McDonald's when he didn't get enough butter with his McGriddle.

Fish on...

Todd

This experiment has legs.

Bitch was crying about not getting her Muffin. This is why women are too emotional to do a man's job!!!

lol

Where are all the white knights to stand up for the ladies??

No lie....I had some Mexican Federales pull their FAL's on me once for wrecking a rented moped and then refusing to pay for it after taking it off some sweet jumps on the beach and riding it into the surf. "Who me? What did I do?"

Then I paid them off; we chatted about their hardware for a bit and then we went down to the local cantina together for some tacos and cervezas - where they promptly introduced me to the local drug lord (their real boss) and we partied together all night long.

Sometimes it's fun to do bad things. Thank god I'm white and rich.

Viva la Mazatlan!

1 reason was because i was in a car with one of my best friends and he was hunting pheasants, we pulled into a hunting area and were gonna smoke a little then go out... well he was rolling the doob, the fuckin game warden pulled in...well he asked if we had any firearms in the car, which we did, my AK, and his Browning 12 gauge, he then said he needed to get out and see if they were loaded... the shotgun was in the front seat as we were about to get out, he made my friend pull the action back, so he inched it back, he screamed all the way, cocked back, shell went into the chamber, and his G-17 was in the car right in front of our faces, screaming at us not to move...

he ripped my friend out, threw him on the ground, then came after me, and the same... we STFU and sat there...he wrote us a sh!t load of tickets, and let us go, with the guns, as they were legal anyways...

another time was up FS70 in Greenwater, my friend cut the sh!t out of his thumb and was on the way to the hospital, ruined our camping trip.. so we all packed up and were leaving, when the FS patrol cop came into the campground...

saw my brothers weed, and went apesh!t, then turned on me because i still had like 30 beers (i was 2 months from being 21), and i got a little mouthy, then got my head slammed onto the hood of his truck, handcuffed, slammed into the door, then shoved onto the groud... i STFU... he later uncuffed me... he was also black...

another time these bitch fvcks that were coming after my brother tried running up with some gang sh!t on Union ave in the Highlands, well we took off after them, we were in my buddies 94 SS Impala with the dubs on it so it stuck out like a sore thumb, chased them through the neighborhoods, got onto the front side of the VoTech and turned left and went down the backside, we ened up pulling into the ARCO parking lot and Jumbo, the bitch that thought he was tough all the time, came out running at us... John hit the gas and we were doing donuts around him, i had a bat barrel sticking out the windo a bit, well, because there was 6 of them, and i was going to fvck them up... we did like 4 spins, and went to the exit on Cemetary, JUST as RPD was pulling in, he said you pull that [Bleeeeep!] car back in that lot NOW, and stupid fvck me, knowing John had a bunch of weed in the trunk, told him to floor it and go to my house....

10 cops showed up, all guns drawn, had me, my brother, and John spread eagle hands on head in my front yard like they were going to execute us... apparently JUmbos bitch ass, said i had a gun... i didnt, fvckin bitch....

i STFU, they searched the car and found some bottle rockets and gave us tickets for that....

another time we were sitting on Cemetary by the Texaco on Union waiting at the light, this punk fvck named Joe was in the car ahead of us, muggin the fvck out of my little brother (hes 6'2" 240 ish) and my brother flipped him off... soooo Mr. Tattoo thought it would be a good idea to get out and start banging on the drivers window... i opened the door, he came running around, and slammed my head in the door as i was getting out, that was when i pulled my knife out... he had me in a head lock and i looked up and saw about 100 cars all stopped in the middle of the road, and threw my knife on the ground because at that point, i knew that if i made any mistake, i would be in prison for life... so i get out of the lock, get him in a lock, and my brother comes from Anartica and hits him in the head so hard that it blew hit out of my arms...

then the stupid fvck gets up, swings on my brother, and gets dropped... coincidentaly, a black guy was pumping gas, and starts laughing, and says "you should have kept your bitch ass in the car clown"...

we take off, and were going to go back, because one of my good friends was about to handle it (Joe was like 6 years older than me, and 8 than my brother), we come down the road and my mom was basically telling us to stop out the window, we stopped, and 5 cop cars come flying in front of us and you guessed it, guns drawn, get the [Bleeeeep!] on the ground, blah blah...

we STFU... my one friend did get arrested due to a warrant...

another time i was driving my buddies Impala, went to the bar... and some crack dealer gets busted in the parking lot, so i freak out and put the beer down (litteraly didnt even have half a beer) and left... why did i freak out? because the police knew John and his family due to an interstate drug thing, and they knew that car... cop was parked in the middle of the road right behind the car, i hit the alarm and he sees me getting in, he backs up, i back up, i put it in drive and go about a foot and lights come on... i stop, he yanks me out and acts like a dick, then tells me that the owner of the car has a suspended license, i said well im not the owner, obviously... he ended up letting me go, mainly because i STFU...

another time was right after my dad died, and i had gotten robbed, jumped, etc... my pshyco Ex came back around, and wanted to spend the night... well you aint sleeping in my bed like that after i spent 5 years with your ass, she wanted to "just as friends" sleep in the same bed... so i kicked her the [Bleeeeep!] out at 2 am and made her walk home...

she calls me when she gets home (her grandmother picked her up), and her mom g ets on the phone and starts berating the fvck outta me, this is a bitch that was in the psych ward at Valley more than fvckin once... then she says well see how you like it when the cops show up, to which i replied, go the fvck ahead...

yeah well she called, they called my phone at about 2:45 as i was getting in bed, and told me to come out side... i have no clue why they did that, until i came outside..

there was no one there....

then, 8 of them jumped out of the bushes and on to my, slammed me face first into the bricks on the front of the house, bent my arms further than i have ever had them bent, kicked my knee (the one i broke) 3 times to get me to kneel, and cuffed me and started dragging me into the yard... then i found out what happened...

her mom told them i had guns, which i did, they were my dads, and they were hanging in the run rack in my room, where they always had... she told them about my dad and said i was suicidal (not even the case)..

they drag me around the corner of the road and had an ambulance there, loaded me up, and took me to Valley for an evaluation...

i got evaluated, and the lady even said "well that was a waste of time, you seem alright"... sure, my dad just died, and my ex was playing games with my head, i had just had my orbital bone broken and blood vessels ruptured, and was robbed of thousands of dollars in CD's, but yeah, i was about as good as i could be...

she let me go home... i told the bitch to fvck off... well for a while atleast smh

then there was the river incidient 3 years ago... i call for help, cops pull their guns on me... i STFU and kept my hands up and did what i was told..

each time with the exception of the borrowing the car, and the river, it was all my fault, and im not even going to say otherwise... i was young and didnt give a sh!t... and i learned from all of that...

when a cop has his gun drawn, STFU and dont move....

if they are trying to cuff you, dont struggle even the slightest, let him get the cuffs on as quick as possible, or you are gonna get fvcked up... trust me, i know...


wonder when the liberal dipsh!ts are going to start rioting against doctors because some of them push drugs like the Sinaloa cartel... that would be fvcking comedy... pretty soon there wont be anyone to help you, because no one is going to do a job they arent appreciated doing...

she wasnt crying because she didnt get her food you idiot, she was crying because she thought that it taking so long (which it shouldnt), was them potentially spitting in it or doing something else to it, which can, and does happen...

think it doesnt, i dont care...

you totally disregarding someones feelings is exactly why we are where we are today... liberalocracy at its finest.. great job fvckin sh!t up as usual...

ignorant, heartless fvck... hopefully you need one some day and they dont help you... you deserve it...

Good thing you're white, else you would have been shot and killed at least 14 times over, from what I can gather.

Reminds me of my good ol' college and fraternity days. Minus most of what he said.

(Why is that *every* single person that's been in a fraternity believe that THEIR fraternity was the model for Animal House...because I'm pretty sure MINE was!!!! )

There was beer and women, though. I was never in to pot.

Damn, I did some stupid-azz [Bleeeeep!] back then.

Good times.

i know plenty of people i grew up with that arent white, did fvcked up sh!t, and didnt get killed...

like that Justin guy i posted about not too long ago, that got arrested for firearms charges, murder, and chopping up a body.. .he also got arrested for shooting someone in the face... hes not dead...

neither is Sedric, the fat bitch that robbed me after my dad died, and his buddies jumped me, hes in prison, has been in and out his whole life, ran from cops in stolen cars, illegal firearms possesion, he aint dead.. hes black black..

neither is Doos, drug dealing, illegal arms manufacturing, etc, they deported his ass back to Thailand..

Maynard never got killed, he was in and out of prison his whole life as well, and for good reasons... he also did bad sh!t in the prison (Walla Walla)... he killed himself because his cousin did something and was framing him for it, and he would have gotten life because of his record... so he shot himself...

Mecco aint dead, hes been in and out of prison his whole life, and the entire South End knows who the fvck he is...

i only know of 2 people that have been killed by the police...both black, both just out of prison, and both tried to run/fight...

you would think that it happens every 30 seconds with how people are trying to play it...

Evo, fighting the internet good fight. Warrior that he is, someday someone will write a book, movie to follow.

Jack Black can put on a few pound and play the lead, it will be Oscar worthy.

Screw that.

I'm going to write the book now. All it is going to called is:

Evo

It will be the next American literary and movie classic of all times.

I'm already calling up my agents to get this on a producers desk!

PS. Thanks for the casting tip, DCC. You're in on the Premier.

Evo is such a drama queen.

nah, i just am very precise with how i present things...

dont like it, dont fvckin ask me about it....

Just stop wasting your life on FB, then you might stop whining like the McDonald's Karen.