#1033173 - 06/26/2008:17 AMRe: How many liberals do you know can fight?
[Re: Paul Smenis]
Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Originally Posted By: War-Paint
I consider myself more liberal leaning in most things and i guarantee I would beat the fuk out of you.
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#1033183 - 06/26/2009:43 AMRe: How many liberals do you know can fight?
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When I was in the Marines @ camp Lejuene I was in a boxing club. Not a regular boxing club. In this club we had a 5'x5' wring, you put on head gear and 14oz. gloves, one ref. There was no skill, you just found out who was the toughest. How it worked was try and push your opponent into the corner punch the chit out of him until he folds up. You could only fight people who were in the same weight class.
I probably fought 80 guys like this, all other marines. White guys, black guys, mexicans and Indians. I only got the [Bleeeeep!] kicked out of me twice and it was by Mexicans. Mexicans are by far the toughest people, I faught lots of Mexicans and they don't go down easy, they can take lots of hard punches to the body and face. Blacks can be big and muscular but most fold up like aogami and have a glass jaw, some are kinda tough but none could beat me that I fought. Most whites are pussy's because they don't have much fighting experience and don't know how to take a punch.
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Rich....no lie, War Paint would absolutely push yer' chit in about 3 seconds and leave you entirely satisfied and unwanting.
Todd would too. Have you ever been slapped in the face by dick-nipples? There's no coming back from that.
And then there's Jake. I don't want to know how Jake would turn you out, but yes, you'd be turned out with a quickness.
Me? I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'd romance you until your overt co-dependency broke you down entirely. Oh so slowly...over years until the vodka and pills consumed you forcing you drive into a local pond with our kids. There would be no need to step out for "smokes" when I'd just let the crazy do the work for me and take the rap.
You see to me, a life a torment is MUCH worse than a quick arse beatin'.
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I think if the Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six think their "I'm a mulisha!" is scary, then they are very poorly informed...which is a shocker, since they get their information from the same place as you, Rich, and you're fuckin WOKE AF!
For every assclown parading around town open carrying to prove how tough they are, or posting pictures of all their scary black guns on the interwebz to display their readiness, there are hundreds of folks who think that display is about as mature as 12 year olds could muster on most days.
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Originally Posted By: ondarvr
One of my goals in life has been to not be placed in a 5x5 ring and have someone try to beat the [Bleeeeep!] out of me.
So it appears my life plan has been working out much better than yours.
Smart man. I still kinda want to throw hands on occasion just for fun, but I'm much too broken up to do so just for sport alone. All of the wrong physical parts of me are permanently broken and it's 100% guaranteed bad bad surgery. I have exactly one fight left in me and I'm saving it. I don't care the size or skill of that future guy, I'm a dirty SOB and he gonna regret it because I'm saving that last one for just for him. Not trying to be a bad arse, cuz' I'm not. I may win or I may lose, just know that last guy gonna get something he never bargained for and something to permanently remember me by.
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War-Paint!!!!!! Send me PM and let's get together for some fighting lessons. If there's anyone that can teach this 206'er to kick NapD's ass, it's War-Paint.
PS. I picture this like a Rockie movie. I see me running up stairs, punching some organic, free range, meat, and drinking a spinach and kale smoothie.
ADRIANNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!
In the finale of the movie, Nap and Paker do an epic, T-Rex short armed, chick-slap-off that decides the fate of the world.
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Originally Posted By: elparquito
Originally Posted By: NickD90
I'm saving that last one for you Pakey baby.
Fvck.
War-Paint!!!!!! Send me PM and let's get together for some fighting lessons. If there's anyone that can teach this 206'er to kick NapD's ass, it's War-Paint.
PS. I picture this like a Rockie movie. I see me running up stairs, punching some organic, free range, meat, and drinking a spinach and kale smoothie.
ADRIANNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!
War Paint and Paker training video: A re-enactment
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War-Paint!!!!!! Send me PM and let's get together for some fighting lessons. If there's anyone that can teach this 206'er to kick NapD's ass, it's War-Paint.
PS. I picture this like a Rockie movie. I see me running up stairs, punching some organic, free range, meat, and drinking a spinach and kale smoothie.
ADRIANNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!
In the finale of the movie, Nap and Paker do an epic, T-Rex short armed, chick-slap-off that decides the fate of the world.
Classic chit and visual
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#1033233 - 06/26/2001:10 PMRe: How many liberals do you know can fight?
[Re: SpoonFed]
ArvidBarker
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Originally Posted By: SpoonFed
Who's Arvid's narc?
That made me laugh hard. Yeah dude,step forward ya pussy!!
Look Rich,War Paint up to this point has humbly said to us all that he is trained in various martial arts disciplines,and he also just said not to humbly he will fukk you up. Looks like we have a fight card.
As for the Narc,whatever. I won't back down,an ass whoopin never scared me,whether I am on the receiving or giving end. Plus I'm kind of crazy.
#1033243 - 06/26/2001:32 PMRe: How many liberals do you know can fight?
[Re: SpoonFed]
ArvidBarker
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Originally Posted By: SpoonFed
I'm being super cereal Arvid. Who?
I'm not gonna say. I would never go to a mod,and I would never talk out of school. Let him come forward from getting butthurt over me posting river names from when I fished certain streams over a decade ago.
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Originally Posted By: elparquito
Fvck.
War-Paint!!!!!! Send me PM and let's get together for some fighting lessons. If there's anyone that can teach this 206'er to kick NapD's ass, it's War-Paint.
Ht the gym a few times and take care of that spare tire you got going and we can talk later.
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When Nap is talking I can't help but visualize one of the last scenes in the movie Alamo, where dude is bed ridden as the Mexicans over run the compound, they prop him up in bed and give him 2 revolvers......doomed......lol
With that said, put me down on the card vs Nap.....It would be a close one
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Originally Posted By: Bent Metal
When Nap is talking I can't help but visualize one of the last scenes in the movie Alamo, where dude is bed ridden as the Mexicans over run the compound, they prop him up in bed and give him 2 revolvers......doomed......lol
With that said, put me down on the card vs Nap.....It would be a close one
I haven't seen that before, so I just watched the clip. Accurate.
But I'm kinda partial to this demise I once had down in South America.
My body type is more accurate here, because you know, I'm a...
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