Fiskars splitting ax. 3 lb head. Watch out those things are sharp.

If I had to pick a gun I would choose my Remington 870, extended tube, 20 inch barrel and #9 shot. A drum fed semi auto would be nice.

I am talking close range, weapons you can lay waste with.

#9 Shot? Don't you have to penetrate the brain to kill a zombie? With that short barrel, you'd need to have it at point blank, pre spread range to be effective and that's just too dangerous. IMO - You'd be better off with a mid-length field barrel and 00 buck. At least you'd be effective out to 40 yards.

My fun answer would be a Saiga 12 w/ extended mags or 20 rd. drums for heavy mid range work (I know a guy). Also a heavy chopping blade like a weighted sugar cane machete or a nicely balanced Viking style broad sword. Possibly even a Halberd with the pointy stabby bit.

BUT....if all you have to do is penetrate the brain pan, a 10/22 would actually be just about the perfect medicine. Light and pretty quiet; easy to fire for the entire family; can carry tons of rounds and preloaded mags, readily available ammo; minimal muzzle flash, recoil & rise. The lower energy 22lr gets awfully bouncy inside a skull and penetrates way less than say a 5.56.

Also, this question entirely depends on if these are the slow or fast kind of zombies. Slow zombies ala Walking Dead are lame beginner level zombies best used for training weak women and little kids. Fast zombies ala World War Z or 28 Days Later would be a real problem IMO.

I always thought a big John Deere 700 class combine would be a lot of fun too. A drive down main street would probably get a bit messy.

I need to get laid.

The saiga 12 with a couple of drummies would be a hoot.

I think all I would really need is an AR-22 and a Louisville slugger.

The whole Zombie apocolypse things is the most utterly retarded thing ever.

I used to think that too, but nowadays? Have you seen American society lately? We have a virus running rampant and most are well more than half way to brain dead already.

You can get as fancy as you want, but I have pump shotguns peppered about my house, with big boxes full of 00 buckshot by each. I'll take that over anything else you can manage for home defense.

Fish on...

Todd

Mossberg 500A 18in barrel pistol grip pump 12GA, first round dragons breath, next 0/0 then segmenting slugs.

And I hope you fulfill them too! It must have been rough being abandoned by your parents at the Grand Canyon like that.

dragons breath for home defense?

wow, smart idea... might want to call the fire department before you shoot... then the coroner for when you kill your neighbors kid because your house burnt down and didnt have any wall to even attempt to stop anything..

i run 2 #4 loads then 4 00 buck in the 12 gauge... thats a last resort, ill either grab my .40 XD or one of the .38s before that... the .38s use +P hydra-shok's, and the .40 i run whatever, right now it has Golden Sabre hollows in it...

AR for mid range, 6.5 and .300 for long range...

Same as it ever was. I guess people didn't heed " Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it". The world is the same.

DB is optional for night, it will do two things, well two for most people, Evo your already dazed and confused.
It also illuminates potential targets.

so does a fvcking flashlight, without burning down the neighborhood...

it will also blind the fvck out of you, making you see spots and not knowing where anyone or anything is...

Dragons Breath is garbage ass gimmick junk... may as well use mortars without the tube as hand grenades as well....

So step back 20yds and let me shoot it in your face, at night.
What the fvck am I doing trying to reason with a target?

do it in your hallway and tell me what your kitchen looks like after it dumbfvck...

you probably use sh!t like that cuz you fvckin suck at shooting...

JUNK...

oh yeah, and if you shoot anyone from 20 yards away, your ass will end up in prison....

+ 1

My Louiseville Grand Slugger 34 inch aluminum bat.
If a gun the 45 caliber will work.

It's always entertaining when the stupidest dumbfuck on the darkside, evotard, gets in a rage and starts calling everyone else a dumbfuck.

So what crawled up your ass today, evotard? Did mommy forget to wash your mumu?


p.s.
Remington 870 tactical 12 gauge with 00 shot does quick work on zombies. See? I finally agree with Rich Gee.

Anyone who thinks they are Dirty Harry and can protect themselves and a home environment with a handgun better than they can with a shotgun probably should just learn how to crochet, and then stab intruders with a crochet needle instead.

I'd wager that about 75% of the idiots with handguns out there would be fumbling around shooting themselves, their children, the wall, the ceiling, the floor, the window, and the crock pot on the kitchen counter, instead of actually shooting an intruder before an intruder could shoot them.

Fish on...

Todd