Just show your ass. Empowering ,to say the least. These "fishing channels" are cropping up all over the place. I tried doing this and was hit with a guidelines violation wtf.

Catfish....meh

Booty.....yeah

Critics......[Bleeeeep!] off

Thread potential....3 star

AcidBarker........ Priceless

I’ll be a anti [Bleeeeep!] off critic.
The tattoos and pro cure hair dye do nothing for me.
I like my pussy in its natural birthday suit.
SF

Atta boy Stoney, went upper deck with that smash lol.

C'mon Stoney, if she was wearing a buff and double hauling a 6wt you would be all over that...

I’m not so sure.
Something about going to town and coming face to face with Pee Wee Herman or Jimmy Glick’s face on the thigh isn’t a turn on.....
SF

On a scale of 1 to 30 she's a 16.

My point of that post was ever since April Vokey (the OG) when viral,these trollops are crawling out of the woodwork to get hits on their so called fishing pages,which are questionable. It's a way to film a broad and her ass and it passes off as some sort of legitimate fishing entertainment. This is why chicks shouldn't be involved with sports . They get hired for their looks,not talent.

Listen to some of these idiots. This one chick thinks if women "work harder" they can compete with LeBron

If you're lookin' for hot chicks who really know how to fish... here's two of the better ones:

Here is a gal that can get it done, and doesn't mind getting down and dirty.

Growing up I had a crush on two Canadian girls. Can’t ever find them online but one was skinny with a hawk nose and the other was a chubby bunny. They were the best. They mostly mooched up salmon

These two, Shelley and Courtney?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/brucedean/49718663/in/photostream

I like this one. Color me old fashioned.

That’s them !

Kitty Kanhoffen is a doll, Arvid! A natural beauty with a smile that lights up the room! Her enthusiasm for fishing is awesome too!

Very much agree.
She has a great sense of humor and does a lot of fun and cool outdoor activities besides fishing.
SF

April Vokey is a classic. I wouldn't be opposed to drinking her bath water.

There isn't much I wouldn't do with April Vokey or Kitty,honestly,indoors,outdoors,behind closed doors,or a barn door

I know I'm going to get torched for this, and it will probably lead to FlaccidAngler telling me what a perfect ass should look like( [Bleeeeep!] off right now!) however, that booty by the cerise pro cure doll has a hypnotic effect on me.....

There should be a Pole for her ass, just sayin

Scale of 1-Boner10

Shape 8.99

Size 9.2

Texture 7.7

Color 8.3 -------> Stay out of this SloD

Movement 6.4

Hey dude whatever floats your boat. I have a thing for disaffected gothic chicks who are into metal. My last girlfriend ( the one I just dumped) was all those things minus the gothic look. She did have a tight ass though.

It's all good man, so are you and Nap on the hunt currently? I should try to get my new gf to dye her hair like that before steelhead season. Reach over and snip off a bit stick on egg loop and bam. Probably make some killer intruders also, I'll tell her to throw in some blue highlights....

I swear, finding the perfect girl is like finding what you think is a secluded steelhead run, only to find that it's been pounded by every dude with an ugly stick and all that's left is a gut pile and a sandshrimp carton by the time you get there.....( I kid)....

I'm through hunting for a while.

Don't hunt. The ones you want will come to you.

Fish on...

Todd

Todd I agree. Just do your thing,let the chips unfold.

F it. On to the next!

I need to stay away from the crazy 26 year olds.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...don't be hasty now.

Fish on...

Todd

My gf just turned 30 last week. She said it is awesome dating an older guy that has his schit together versus all the 20 something's living in their mom's basement, etc.... I wouldn't discredit the mid 20's age class, some of them don't have all the bad habits and aren't set in their ways like the older gals.

I do like teaching them stuff,like how to get peed on,being used as a human bowling ball,blumpkins,that sort of thing. Humility is always a good thing,and we can be a catalyst for their personal growth!

Just Do It.

How old are you?

Old........just turned 39

Geez. Ancient.

Congrats on your last free year before the annual poop chute inspection.

Mooooon Riiiiiiver!

Lol, getting BM all uptight.
You’re 10 years off on when you should schedule your first reaming....
SF

Yeah, the fun begins at 50.

I got the full roofie for my colonoscopy. Don’t know what they did to me, don’t recall a thing, and don’t care.

If a movie shows up on the internet, it’s NOT the JackHammer. I swear.

Honestly, the worst part of the procedure is the prep solution they make you drink the night before. To me, it tasted exactly like the smell of fresh king salmon slime. Like a cross between the smell of a springer and Tule. It was horrific. I choked down the 4 liters eventually, but I damn near hurled by the end.

I found out later that there is a solution that is a fraction of the volume but you’ll end paying out of pocket for it. I do not care what it costs! Not doing the salmon slime mix again!

Finger up the butt doesn’t start until one is 55. I have 4 more years to find a sweet little Asian female doctor with small fingers. I need to ditch my current Doc, as he was a lineman for the Detroit Tigers. Those hands can’t be a good thing.

Oh, check out Vicky Stark on YouTube. I’d move to Florida to catch and release that peacock bass!

Well the good news Paker, is being a former Detroit player, your doc won't be wearing any huge championship beads...er....rings.

I seriously thought it was 40. Best news I've heard all day. I'm 45 and have been dreading seeing the doc for this very reason. Good to know I got another 5 years of chute virginity. Sweet!

True. My Doc could be Tom Brady. Damn championship ring for each finger and thumb!

The best part of the whole experience is going under.
The rest of it is just the shits.....

If they ask you on your first colonoscopy if you have anything to say before you go out, tell them to read the card and enjoy the flowers you left for them up there.
SF

I have heard the concoction is brutal,but no one ever described it to me in such detail. That sounds horrible!

Yeah, I told all the doctors that and no one heard that either.

I really really really dislike the smell of a springer or tule. Somehow, my brain associated the taste of that solution to the smell of these skanky kings. I can instantly tell if someone has netted a springer the day before...because their net, no matter how rinsed, smells like a nasty-ass springer.

I dislike the smell of a springer so much so, that I generally give away most, if any, springer I catch. To me, even eating a fresh springer tastes like they smell. DIS-FVCKING-GUSTING.

I'm a good person to take springer fishing...as I'll generally give away any springer I catch.

Tules also stink, but it's a different kind of stink. If I had to rate the two, springers and white kings stink worse when they come out of the water over a tule.

I think I'm smelling the high fat content in these fish....as all white kings seem to have the same awful smell of a springer. I can instantly tell by the smell if I've caught a white king out of the ocean, etc. They just reek.

A fresh king, if it's not a springer, tule, or white king, smells like a king should smell. That smell doesn't bother me.

THe prep solution was truly not good.

You drink 4 liters of springer/tule/white king slime and tell me how that goes for you.

Actually, the more I write this, the more I'm convinced it's just me. You all seem to go goo goo over nasty ass springers. I'm guessing you all would LIKE this prep solution.

Sick mother fvckers......

Well,ya

Well,the thread started off ok...

I bet I could find a couple starfish on that boat.

Penis Island. lol

Paker - you took the wrong stuff! There is an alternative that is 2 quarts of Gatorade that you dissolve some powder in and drink the night before. It's a lot to drink but very doable. Much, much better. And then you wake up after it's all over, and the sweet pretty nurse is telling you that everything went perfect.