I know I'm going to get torched for this, and it will probably lead to FlaccidAngler telling me what a perfect ass should look like( [Bleeeeep!] off right now!) however, that booty by the cerise pro cure doll has a hypnotic effect on me.....

There should be a Pole for her ass, just sayin

Scale of 1-Boner10

Shape 8.99

Size 9.2

Texture 7.7

Color 8.3 -------> Stay out of this SloD

Movement 6.4

Hey dude whatever floats your boat. I have a thing for disaffected gothic chicks who are into metal. My last girlfriend ( the one I just dumped) was all those things minus the gothic look. She did have a tight ass though.

It's all good man, so are you and Nap on the hunt currently? I should try to get my new gf to dye her hair like that before steelhead season. Reach over and snip off a bit stick on egg loop and bam. Probably make some killer intruders also, I'll tell her to throw in some blue highlights....

I swear, finding the perfect girl is like finding what you think is a secluded steelhead run, only to find that it's been pounded by every dude with an ugly stick and all that's left is a gut pile and a sandshrimp carton by the time you get there.....( I kid)....

I'm through hunting for a while.

Don't hunt. The ones you want will come to you.

Fish on...

Todd

Todd I agree. Just do your thing,let the chips unfold.

F it. On to the next!

I need to stay away from the crazy 26 year olds.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...don't be hasty now.

Fish on...

Todd

My gf just turned 30 last week. She said it is awesome dating an older guy that has his schit together versus all the 20 something's living in their mom's basement, etc.... I wouldn't discredit the mid 20's age class, some of them don't have all the bad habits and aren't set in their ways like the older gals.

I do like teaching them stuff,like how to get peed on,being used as a human bowling ball,blumpkins,that sort of thing. Humility is always a good thing,and we can be a catalyst for their personal growth!

Just Do It.

How old are you?

Old........just turned 39

Geez. Ancient.

Congrats on your last free year before the annual poop chute inspection.

Mooooon Riiiiiiver!

Lol, getting BM all uptight.
You’re 10 years off on when you should schedule your first reaming....
SF

Yeah, the fun begins at 50.

I got the full roofie for my colonoscopy. Don’t know what they did to me, don’t recall a thing, and don’t care.

If a movie shows up on the internet, it’s NOT the JackHammer. I swear.

Honestly, the worst part of the procedure is the prep solution they make you drink the night before. To me, it tasted exactly like the smell of fresh king salmon slime. Like a cross between the smell of a springer and Tule. It was horrific. I choked down the 4 liters eventually, but I damn near hurled by the end.

I found out later that there is a solution that is a fraction of the volume but you’ll end paying out of pocket for it. I do not care what it costs! Not doing the salmon slime mix again!

Finger up the butt doesn’t start until one is 55. I have 4 more years to find a sweet little Asian female doctor with small fingers. I need to ditch my current Doc, as he was a lineman for the Detroit Tigers. Those hands can’t be a good thing.

Oh, check out Vicky Stark on YouTube. I’d move to Florida to catch and release that peacock bass!

Well the good news Paker, is being a former Detroit player, your doc won't be wearing any huge championship beads...er....rings.

I seriously thought it was 40. Best news I've heard all day. I'm 45 and have been dreading seeing the doc for this very reason. Good to know I got another 5 years of chute virginity. Sweet!

True. My Doc could be Tom Brady. Damn championship ring for each finger and thumb!