#1039658 - 10/12/20 01:02 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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Evo,
I'd like to formally invite you on our next elk pack out. I can assure you that you will be carrying at least 60 REAL pounds, if not more. I will provide the fruit snacks and orange slices. I believe in your capability and I'm positive you can do it! I also believe that you are up for redemption on this board, so I will personally document your every effort.
Keep 24 - 48 hours open from Nov. 25th - Dec 15th. The call can come at anytime, so please sit by the phone and wait for further instruction.
I'm looking forward to this Evo. Here's your chance to show the board, once and for all, that you gotz all the right stuffs!
well if its with you, i shouldnt have to worry too much... its not like you shoot sh!t anyways... It's kinda just the opposite Evo. I've taken near 100 big game animals and have only not filled 2 ungulate tags in my lifetime - with one being my very first archery Elk tag last year. That's why it's a funny joke on the board. The difference is, I'm not here bragging about what a great hunter I am and instead, go the opposite route and not take myself so seriously all the time. It's easier to laugh with others than swim upstream all the time. You should try it. Neither here, nor there, I look forward to your redemption pack-out. It won't be the 6.5 miles each way with an enormous bull like earlier this season, but it'll just be 1 - 2 miles. No sweat.
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#1039661 - 10/12/20 01:18 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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i take everything seriously... only a fool wouldnt...
if you dont take everything seriously, at some point, something serious will pop up and you wont take it seriously, and you are fvcked...
id rather be prepared than not..
anyways, im gonna head to the range to run some rounds through the 722 .222 Rem...
im also gonna bring my RPRR and about 3k rounds of ammo for it, even tho i will probably only shoot about 400...
why?
because i want to...
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#1039662 - 10/12/20 01:21 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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Repeat Spawner
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i take everything seriously... only a fool wouldnt... Therein lies your problem. If you could take a joke, or even tell a joke, you'd understand us knuckleheads here and not get your panties in a twist every day.
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#1039664 - 10/12/20 01:22 PM
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My Area code makes me cooler than you
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I'm almost positive those tracks in the sand are made by Nike Air Mag Back to the Future – $14,500.
A true collector shoe.
Only rated for 260lb.
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#1039665 - 10/12/20 01:23 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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I'm Idaho!
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Well, at least you and Katie have more to topics to discuss In the shower.
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#1039666 - 10/12/20 01:25 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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I'm Idaho!
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I'm almost positive those tracks in the sand are made by Nike Air Mag Back to the Future – $14,500.
A true collector shoe.
Only rated for 260lb. Ah yes F(at) rated tread
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#1039667 - 10/12/20 01:25 PM
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Someone please rate this thread "4 stars"...my 3-star rating is not keeping up with Evo's brilliance.
Fish on...
Todd
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#1039668 - 10/12/20 01:28 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 1814
Loc: Wenatchee, WA
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i take everything seriously... only a fool wouldnt...
if you dont take everything seriously, at some point, something serious will pop up and you wont take it seriously, and you are fvcked...
id rather be prepared than not..
Sounds like some Officer Lee Groinman sound/sage advice right there, girls!!
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#1039670 - 10/12/20 01:31 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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i take everything seriously... only a fool wouldnt...
if you dont take everything seriously, at some point, something serious will pop up and you wont take it seriously, and you are fvcked...
Herein lies the disconnect...you take you seriously, and no one else here does... So here we are Fish on... Todd
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#1039671 - 10/12/20 01:35 PM
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Dick Nipples
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And thank you to whomever bumped the rating. Appreciated.
Fish on...
Todd
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#1039674 - 10/12/20 02:01 PM
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Guys, he told you where that extra weight comes from, it is guns. The answer to all the weird [Bleeeeep!] that doesn’t make sense in REEEVo’s world is guns. He puts one in that fish pack and then is like “why the hell not more guns?”
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#1039678 - 10/12/20 02:09 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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#1039679 - 10/12/20 02:10 PM
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If you run out of bullets, you can always shoot jig heads. SF
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#1039680 - 10/12/20 02:12 PM
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Registered: 10/26/10
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Loc: Snohomish, WA
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LOL. 5 stars. Fvck it right?
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#1039681 - 10/12/20 02:26 PM
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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How many hatchets make 60 pounds?
7 Hundo?
Fish on...
Todd
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#1039682 - 10/12/20 02:29 PM
Re: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
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i take everything seriously... only a fool wouldnt...
if you dont take everything seriously, at some point, something serious will pop up and you wont take it seriously, and you are fvcked...
id rather be prepared than not..
anyways, im gonna head to the range to run some rounds through the 722 .222 Rem...
im also gonna bring my RPRR and about 3k rounds of ammo for it, even tho i will probably only shoot about 400...
why?
because i want to... lol
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#1039684 - 10/12/20 02:34 PM
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#1039686 - 10/12/20 02:41 PM
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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And...
Fvck every last bit of it. All of it.
Fvcking A.
Fvck.
Fish on...
Todd
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