nah, i dont like dudes, or dicks, unlike you..

fag..

Only a small typo you missed. You are the one who keeps bringing it up.

Interesting how fascinated most of the board members are here with hyper sexualualized homosexuality talk. Probably a few closet dwellers here, but that’s okay!

with the exception of a year, and probably 40 women during that 1 year, since i was able to fvck, i have had a girlfriend every year of my life...

most here cant say that...

hell most havent even hit puberty yet...

Dude...

I be they were all super model, smoking-hot hotties, too!

typical women, we had a bunch of parties at my buddies house, new one every night...

was beating the brakes off a 40 year old when i was 18, that sure was fun.. 5' 1" little spunk ball....

Hey, you should be happily surprised that trump pulled as many votes as he did, most reasonable Americans figured for a statement style landslide.
Since you are so fond of conspiracies...It may very be that trump is the one that cheated to get as far as he did. Maybe put something in your Big Mac and fries or Mt Dew enabling some kind of hypnotic mind control...

Says the guy who admits to dreaming about Dan while in the shower.

You're gonna need a bigger/sharper hatchet for that Possum Mamma!



For 40 women, you'd better add in the 5-gallon bucket of Anal Lube.

3.1 stars.

Fish on...

Todd

40 women.....

That's almost up there with NickD kinda numbers!

The JackHammer is still not impressed, though.

"Skeezers."

I have no idea what that is...but I'm just at the thought of what that could be. I'd look it up in UrbanDictionary, but there's no fun in that!

no, its that the average every day Democrat is a brainwashed sheep that refuses to open their eyes...

my mom voted democrat her whole life, including for Obama... we got into HEATED arguements about him, and i would say, that the only reason her, and most people voted for him, was because he was black, and they wanted the whole "first black president" thing to make them or us as a country sound unique and progressive...

Obama was a sh!t senator, and a sh!t president, and the only reason people voted for him was because he was black... Biden is also a piece of sh!t that has been fvcking up black communities for 4 decades, theres proof of that, yet no one will accept it... i mean theres literal proof..

anyways, my mom has also not cared for Trump for my entire life...

guess what tho?

after about 1 year of his presidency, she saw what was going on, and has appoligized to me multiple times, and said i was right...

she voted for Trump this time, because unlike the democrats that have been in office since Jesus died, Trump actually cares about America and its citizens...

you will see that when the taxes increase, gas goes up, stock market tanks, and everyone is left to fend for themselves...

i know ill be alright tho...

ive used like 6 of those fvckin things...

skeet on the cheeks is my game...

Uh oh. Evotard is going full racist again.

yeah, because im speaking truth is being racist...

the truth hurts, i know...

Quick question:

Trump is obviously a fuckin loser.

If he asks for all the recounts that he is entitled to, gets them, and it doesn't change the result...

Does he get to be a loser again? Or is he still the same loser he was the first time around?

Either one is fine, I guess, but something tells me that him being a loser twice over would make him that much more of a whiny [Bleeeeep!] than being just one loser.

Fish on...

Todd

yeah, cuz i didnt see her do her ballot...

you should stop smoking your brain cells...

Easy there, RichG Jr.



You ever thought about getting paid to be a professional IntarWebz troller? I'm sure the Russians are hiring.

Oh wait, that's a job.

Never mind. My bad.

But, it would explain how you always have money.

It's either that, or meth.

uh huh...

you are probably 1 roach and a half a White Claw away from a DUI and a Domestic Violence charge...

4.4 stars...

We are definitely getting somewhere with this one...

Keith