#1043691 - 12/14/20 09:10 AM
Dude,f this noise!!
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#1043695 - 12/14/20 10:07 AM
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Who da'fuq thought it was a good idea to get in the fuckin water in a kayak where there are alligators?
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#1043696 - 12/14/20 10:08 AM
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My Waders are Moist
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Who da'fuq thought it was a good idea to get in the fuckin water in a kayak where there are alligators?
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Todd Kayakers think that way because they are kayakers.
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#1043697 - 12/14/20 10:10 AM
Re: Dude,f this noise!!
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That fkn guy was underwater with that thing!!!! Stupid. By yourself in an alligator infested swamp is just asking for about 50 kinds of trouble. If he had been killed it would have been due to his stupidity.
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#1043700 - 12/14/20 10:31 AM
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My Waders are Moist
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Kayakers, SUPers et cetera are often not true boaters. They see these craft as a cheap easy way to get on the water, but lack the experience to know the dangers.
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#1043733 - 12/14/20 12:17 PM
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The Chosen One
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Surprising that trumps base is even alive, you realize that there are 74,222,576 out there as dumb as that guy.
Eat up croc Don't even tell us you wouldn't have gone all Steve Irwin on that croc in your yoot! If you can kill a bear with your bare hands, this little lizard shouldn't be that big of a deal. Oh, and can I be the film guy when you decide to do this? Please do not stab me while on location and use me for bait. Again. Not cool.
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#1043738 - 12/14/20 12:44 PM
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I don't do southern swamps. Been in them and don't like them....at all.
Between the deadly alligators, killer snakes, scary spiders, nasty foliage, dickmelting diseases AND toothless hillbillies, I want no part of it. Next.
Nothing like seeing off shore yaker trollers out in mid-channel fishing inside the fleet under heavy fog. Not so bright. I'm half expecting to come across an empty yak one of these days. Hey! Free kayak.
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#1043743 - 12/14/20 12:53 PM
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The Chosen One
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I was channel surfing a few years back and saw that Deliverance was on. The "I sh!t you not" description of the movie was: "Businessmen go on bad canoe trip." 
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#1043751 - 12/14/20 01:01 PM
Re: Dude,f this noise!!
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I don't understand the kayak fishing craze. I was into it about 15 years ago. We would go night fishing for rockfish outside the jetty here. Such a blast. But they are uncomfortable to fish in for long periods,and the amount of money that these people throw down I think,why not just buy a proper boat? It's so much more effective and safe,and comforatble.
As for hillbillies,Nick,those people aren't just relegated to the swamps,
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#1043799 - 12/14/20 01:47 PM
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As for hillbillies,Nick,those people aren't just relegated to the swamps,
This is true - but for me, it's about the combination of life threatening factors in totality. I can deal with a hillbilly out in a cornfield, but not a hillbilly and an alligator out in a corn field. I looked at the official numbers and there aren't many gators out in cornfields. This logic is sound.
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#1043800 - 12/14/20 01:51 PM
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I won't argue with that. Australia is a place you don't ever want to get caught in a survival situation though. EVERYTHING there will kill you.
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#1043803 - 12/14/20 01:55 PM
Re: Dude,f this noise!!
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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I can deal with a hillbilly out in a cornfield, but not a hillbilly and an alligator out in a corn field. I looked at the official numbers and there aren't many gators out in cornfields. This logic is sound.
Wrong. https://www.wbay.com/2020/11/09/hunter-stumbles-upon-baby-alligator-in-minn/Fish on... Todd
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#1043814 - 12/14/20 02:27 PM
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The Walnut
Registered: 11/25/08
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Surprising that trumps base is even alive, you realize that there are 74,222,576 out there as dumb as that guy.
Eat up croc Don't even tell us you wouldn't have gone all Steve Irwin on that croc in your yoot! If you can kill a bear with your bare hands, this little lizard shouldn't be that big of a deal. Oh, and can I be the film guy when you decide to do this? Please do not stab me while on location and use me for bait. Again. Not cool. No deal, you're the best gator bait I know It's the shiv for you and in the drink you go, don't worry I won't kill you, need you alive so you thrash around a bunch, you know.... like when you're dancing.
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#1043840 - 12/14/20 04:55 PM
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Not to be that pedantic arsehole, but its an alligator, not a croc. You can tell that by the way that it is.
Gators are actually pretty chill and agreeable for a large killing machine type animal. Crocs on the other hand, have no chill and do not agree.
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#1043844 - 12/14/20 05:02 PM
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Avid, do you take your pontoon in croc infested waters?
No but I had a beaver last year cruising next to me. That was fun. Not many people know there is a small beaver population here in central California. There is a large population of thots though.
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#1043936 - 12/15/20 04:48 PM
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Registered: 01/01/03
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I was thinking about getting a fishing kayak because we bought a travel trailer which nixes towing the boat. If its within a few hundred miles of home, I make two trips, one with the trailer then I go back and get the boat. Not a big deal as we usually stay somewhere for a month or more. However, looking at taking much longer trips and figured a Kayak on top of the truck would work. Now, I am wondering if I would be better off with a pontoon boat or maybe I should get both and take whatever might work best along our route.
I will be staying out of croc and snake infested water, unless the fishing is really, really good.
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#1043941 - 12/15/20 05:28 PM
Re: Dude,f this noise!!
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I was thinking about getting a fishing kayak because we bought a travel trailer which nixes towing the boat. If its within a few hundred miles of home, I make two trips, one with the trailer then I go back and get the boat. Not a big deal as we usually stay somewhere for a month or more. However, looking at taking much longer trips and figured a Kayak on top of the truck would work. Now, I am wondering if I would be better off with a pontoon boat or maybe I should get both and take whatever might work best along our route.
I will be staying out of croc and snake infested water, unless the fishing is really, really good. Hobies with the peddle drive are a lot of fun. Spendy, but great for hands free fishing and putting miles on the water. Link Here
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