No not a thread about the Tiger King Joe Exotic. Just tired of the Texas thread as it has fagged out.

Tiger Woods rolled his car in LA and had to be rescued with the jaws of life. Had emergency surgery to repair damage to his legs. Haven't heard an update this evening.

Didn’t have anybody to tell him to chill. Just like Donald Trump. Surround yourself with yes men this is what happens.

Yep, Tiger Woods drives into the rough again.

I wonder if he yelled FORE before he hit those trees? It looks like life's given him a another one stroke penalty for playing out-of-bounds. At least he didn't find water or the gallery!

He has multiple kids....isn't that enough or shouldn't it be enough? He's a text book sociopath, border lining on being a real psycho. The dude has issues, but that's "par for the course" with most famous people these days.

Bob....you might have the funniest avatar I've ever seen. LOL.

Compression fractures.
Shin bone (tibia) left leg was compound fracture.
Right ankle smashed.

Gonna be a while to get all that healed up.

He'd still beat me in a game of golf if we were to play today.

Pretty sure I got him beat in a running race, though!

Tiger Privilege.

He should have been more careful.

Not sure how many lives a Tiger has but I believe they have 4 legs.

That Genesis looks repairable.
What do you think DCC?
SF

Wonder if it had "CHEATER" scribed in the side?

He's got some nice toys.



Jealous yet ?

Give me a claim number, a generous adjuster, enough time and I can fix anything.....

That'll buff right out.

Couple of 55 gal drums of Bondo and she'll be fine.
Gas mileage might take a hit, though.

Looks like it rolled frontwards instead of sideways based on the damage. Lucky to be alive

No filler required......just a 6500.00 dollar rivet gun and about 80,000 worth of body panels.... I think we'll go ahead and let the Russians have this one.
Watch the Car-Fax....she's going to have a rebuilt title for sure.

That much Bondo might be a burden.
Might need to slap a Ford Taurus SHO power plant in there to get more ponies.
SF

Just so you know...that's what the car you bought from me looked like when I got it.

EZ buff

Funny you should mention that. While the car looked nice on the outside, always drove like it was the car in that photo. Kind wonky. Parts kept falling off the interior. Heating system never worked.

To say it had some "issues', was an understatement.

Much like the actual registered owner of the car (not me), both of them had their core issues.

Both were still a fun ride, though.

That's the spirit!

All you gotta do is stay in the saddle for 7 seconds.

Um....

So....

Yeah.

Glad we could have this talk.

I 'spect that Paker also wears ribbed condoms inside out....for his pleasure.

Glad you're back in the saddle again, Nap. Don't forget to double mask....

One minute man?

Paker says, “hold my beer!”

lol double lol.

The JackHammer is fast !

"There really is nothing quite as satisfactory as getting one's nut quickly and rolling over to sleep to the gentle hum of her vibrator."

-JackHammer

I think tonight there's going to be a jail break and they will free Joe Exotic.

Looks like they are researching Tiger's Black box.

Bet they find he hasn't used one in years.