I put him as a Purina guy....huh

Could be right, I’d rather speculate on what brands of dog food evo eats than listen to what the blue man group are bitching about.

I can't wait for the next natural disaster here and ...

You really are that stupid, take off the Fox goggles and see the light.
No one is saying this isn't a natural disaster, what is being said is Texas
did nothing to mitigate it's effects.
Failure to prepare rests on the shoulders of the Texas lawmakers, which in this case they are Republicans.
Quick turn on Fox News and see what you should be thinking.

I'm not seeing much thinning of the herd, you wanted a plague but all you got was a bad flu season.

[ They only stick it in a couple of inches and roll it around your rectum for a minute or two

But hey, forget all that, just two more weeks to flatten the curve, triple mask up and shove the anal swab up my ass, amirite fellow liberals?

Show me the science that shows that me wearing a bandana over my face will prevent you from dying. I'll wait.

Again mostly false. 494K Americans died while having COVID, it doesn't mean that is what killed them. The overwhelming majority had underlying conditions. Every person who dies is tested for COVID but just because someone dies in a car accident or something doesn't mean COVID did it. The average age of death for a COVID case is higher than the average age of death. Really makes you think, or maybe it doesn't.

659K Americans die each year of heart disease. Maybe we should shut down society that way they won't clog their arteries with greaseball McDonalds. 599K Americans die each year of Cancer. Maybe we should shut down society that way toxins and pollutants won't work their way into the human population and also shut down breweries, distilleries, wineries and tobacco farms too.

If you think the 494K Americans who died with but not necessarily of, Covid, was worth shutting down society for and the 1.2 million Americans who die of heart disease and cancer isn't, we'll then you are a special kind of stupid.

Imagine if you will a disease so deadly that you have to take a test to find out if you even have it, that disease is a lung disease and mouth swabs don't work so you have to take an anal swab test instead because your a$$hole is proximate to your lungs and your mouth isn't. Alex, what are things that even Bitch G wouldn't even believe? Inter-dimensional gnomes are more believable. This is almost like a test to see which people are so hopelessly brainwashed that they will belive anything. Fvck they could come out tomorrow and say up is down, the sky is green, rain falls up from the Earth to the sky, ice is hot, fires are freezing and it still would be more believable than the COVID hysteria and panic.

My faith in humanity has never been lower. At this point when a masktard screeches at me to wear a mask and says "Are you trying to kill us all?" I just answer with a simple "yes." This is not just deadpan humor. If you are that dumb and gullible, I kind of do want you dead that way your stupid hysterics doesn't menace the entire society. Years from now, I want all you masktards to look back on this time period and be ashamed of yourselves. I'm sure you will, if you remember it at all.

But hey, forget all that, lets censor actual doctors and scientists who are trying to inject realism into the conversation, the Silicon Valley Billionaire college drop who censors the actual doctors just know more, so any skeptics better just shut their mouth before Silicon Valley Billionaires shut it for you, but that's totally not fascism, it's just two more weeks to flatten the curve, so shut up, triple mask up and shove the anal swab up your ass, amirite fellow liberals?

Again mostly false. 494K Americans died while having COVID, it doesn't mean that is what killed them. The overwhelming majority had underlying conditions.

Saying something is factually incorrect and demonstrating something is factually incorrect are two different things. Just like making a point in your post or making a pointless post are two different things. Or also like dying WITH covid and dying FROM covid are two different things.

I can almost guarantee you that I am more educated and have a higher IQ than you do. So instead of getting in a education or IQ dick measuring contest, why don't you just simply explain why I'm incorrect if you are so much more educated and intelligent than I. But you won't because then instead of making baseless claims about factual correctness, my education and intelligence, you know damn well that I'd be able to pick apart whatever bullsh!t you're able to string together. The smartest thing you've ever posted is that quote in your tagline.