I have another Dimslee thread, but this post deserves its own thread. After 7.1 million vaccinations in WA, Inslee is coming out with an incentive program to get vaccinated. A little late to the party Dimslee….but that's not unusual. I was able to get a preview of the incentives:

1) A bag of maggot-infested apples grown by Dimslee himself.
2) A free copy of the Cato Institute report ranking Inslee last at 50th out the nation's 50 governors.
3) A shoebox full of broken glass gathered from Seattle businesses' windows from the past couple years of protesting and looting.
4) A free map of the CHOP zone. Take the family for a tour! Complimentary plastic bag is provided to gather hypodermic needles and human feces.
5) A free VHS tape of Dimslee shooting the basketball indoors a year before HS students were allowed into their gyms.
6) If you're over age 90, wheelchair bound and live 150+ miles from Puget Sound...you get a free ferry pass!
7) A gallon of sunscreen to get ready for climate change.
8) A year's supply of blue hair dye and one free face piercing!

Get in line for your vaccine today!

Do you want Washington to fully reopen June 30th or not?

This feels like a 13 year old anti-vaxxer's rant about why they won't get vaccinated, and why it's someone else's fault that we can't reach herd immunity because not enough people are vaccinated.

#maga

Fish on...

Todd

According to many Trumpers, Trump funded and developed the vaccines himself. So why are so many Trumpers afraid of it?

Let’s just call it the Trump Vaccine. Problem solved.

Except that everything else with his name on it turns to garbage...don't jinx it.

Fish on...

Todd